There are lots of reasons why we love this time of year: that autumnal nip in the air, the renewed sense of industry and purpose we always feel once we’re back to our post-summer routine … and most especially, the knowledge that the next several weeks will bring us a

Like all great love affairs, the Chicago-based blogger who calls herself number13baby’s obsession with legendarily boobalicious porn goddess Christy Canyon began across the counter of an adult video store: “When I was 19 I went to the video store and asked the clerk for a porn with a story line.

Does this trailer for Spice Studios’ “Ashes to Ashes” make any sense to anyone? At first it wants you to think it’s a sendup of a classic film noir detective story, then suddenly it’s about some Tolkeinesque magic book from the past, … then before you know it, there’s all

The near-sterile cleanliness and poignant “Masterpiece Theater”-y soundtrack of Belgian photographer Guy Brauns’ online portfolio kind of makes us feel like we should wash our hands before clicking through his galleries (which admittedly is a nice change from feeling like we have to wash our hands after most of the

What do you do if you’re a hard rock legend in an emo world? If you’re Eddie Van Halen, you start funding porn movies. We are now able to reveal that EVH himself was the financier of the excellent “The New Neighbors”, the 20-minute trailer of which we previewed way

· The Sun kicks off the week a preview of Katie "Jordan" Price’s 2007 calendar. It’s a shame that she’s such a shy girl; now she has to live with the humiliating knowledge that we’ll all be drooling over her boobs for the next twelve months. (thesun.co.uk) · A politician

The retro production values might make “The Magic Garden” look like “Lord of the Rings” (even though we’re digging that unicorn) and the crappy YouTube transfer means we can’t make out parts of the lighting-quick rap in the verses, but we guarantee that after you watch comedienne and provocateause Jessica

· Thinking of running for Congress, but don’t want embarrassing instant message conversations to bring down your political career? Lifehacker helps you cover your butt so you don’t look like an ass. (Lifehacker, see also: Boing Boing) · Sure, these instructions for having sex on a plane may make it

The They Might Be Giants song “Stormy Pinkness” kept going through my head as I watched this movie—and “Corruption” is not a They Might Be Giants-style flick. Instead it is a dark and misanthropic fuckfest with a lot of crying. What I was thinking was “Sexy Bleakness”. Read our review

Some people might have a problem with taking perfectly good porn photos, running them through what looks like a bizarre electronic washing machine, and ending up with some kooky blend of photography and water color art. We on the other hand are always happy for a new twist on the

As usual when we come across this sort of stuff, there’s one little question that we can’t figure out the answer to as we admire these photos of and by Flickr user Awai Yuki; The pictures themselves are fantastic—they’re self-portraits of a young Tokyo woman who enjoys shibari and other

Since nothing whets our midday appetite like a nice helping of art-versus-porn ambiguity, we’re glad to see that the Swiss at least seem to have the distinction down pat with the new Eros in Modern Art exhibition at the Fondation Bayeler in Basel, which opened this weekend and runs through

While we here at Fleshbot generally try to bring you as much pleasant news as we can, our strong sense of editorial responsibility means there are times when we’re bound to tell you things that will probably bum you out as well—which is why we have no choice but to