Every porn movie in which the actress stares at the camera and responds to whispered directives is made to appear like the most egregious cockblocker in “Virtual Sex with Mercedez”. This movie effectively removes all other stimuli from the room so that the hardcore Mercedez fan sees nothing but the

· Television writers are not attractive – which is why they become writers – but that’s also why no one cares when they go on strike. The solution: get a crazy hot model to join your picket line. Those writers do know how to tell a story. (Defamer) · An

Remember how in “Menace II Society” O-Dog kept the security tape of his convenience store robbery? “Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes” is similarly boastful, documentary, and damning. Read our review after the gap. – G. Ponante – – – Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes Studio: JM Productions Director: Jim Powers Cast: Jim

Not to be confused with a poem about King Arthur’s dad, Utherverse is billed as a social networking site without the prudery of MySpace. This privately-funded, Las Vegas-based domain has a way to go, however, before it rivals MySpace or even XPeeps, the first of the “MySpace got old” reactions.

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Thousands of girls have graced Page 3 of The Sun in London, but few have gone on to capture imaginations – on both sides of the Atlantic – quite like Keeley Hazell. It’s become clear that we’re not the only ones who are smitten with this 19-year-old topless phenom who

The disclaimer on the home of New Phoenix Filmworks clearly states, "this is NOT an adult website," and it’s true that their movies – including "RetroGirl," "PowerCat" and others – are not technically pornography. However, when you make films centered on curvy babes fighting crime in skintight latex outfits, you

If your workplace is as slow as ours is today and your boss doesn’t mind a little full frontal nudity on your computer, why not waste an hour or two at Flash Games Arena. We told about you Sextris before, but they’ve actually got a collection of some of your

We admit that we’re a little behind on our Canadian television documentaries (we blame TiVo) which is why we missed out on the airings of "A Perfect Fake," the story of man’s attempts to find companionship and orgasms through artificial means. Fortunately, the fine users of YouTube (of course) share

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