We have a lot of love to give, but we’re human, and as much as we try to give it out equally, we develop allegiances, preferences, and–in other words–big fat crushes. Today we celebrate those who have captured our hearts, imaginations, and genitalia in 2012, and we give them our sincerest thanks while ogling them one last time before 2013.
Later today, we’ll be crowning our latest slate of Top Ten Crush Objects–and with that list, choosing a brand new Crush Object of the Year. But before we do, here are a few words from last year’s Crush Object of the Year, Camille Crimson.
Another year, another crop of delectable celebrity nudity to ponder and peruse. There’s been such a good crop of skin this year (and we’ve got a soft spot for it all) that it’s hard to choose our favorites. But choose we must, and shall! Our pervy mind swims with Paz and Lena, Rihanna and Amanda, and… Helen Hunt? Oh well, who’s to dictate whither the heart and loins fly?
Has it been another year already? It’s been such a beautiful and endorphin-filled blur of sex toy testing! Some experiences have been more rewarding than others, and some tests have made us fear for our safety and sanity, but it was all worth it. Finally, after much sweat and lube has been expended, we have a list of the ten best sex toys on the market in 2012.
Believe it or not, what comes out of our beloved porn stars’ mouths is often more compelling than what goes in. In fact, while breasts may sag and nuts will deflate, words remain everturgid. Next time you watch a porn movie, count how many times you hear “Fuck!” and “Shit!”
For all those who have been cryo-sleeping through 2011, here’s a month-by-month rundown of everything we (and the world of naked entertainment) have been up to this year. Time certainly flies by when you’re fapping away, doesn’t it? Why, it feels like just yesterday we were putting together a list
This is it, folks. 2011 brought us some fascinating ups and downs, and now that we’ve reached the end, we can look back and say that these are the posts, these are the personalities and body parts that made the year special. This is one of our favorite round-up articles,
We throw our affections around quite a lot during the year; we say we like girls, obsess over girls, and sometimes we even say we love them. However, we’re very careful about who we call Crush Objects. The year is almost over, and we’ve decided to give the following ten
Well this is an interesting turn of events: the top ten Flesh Flicks of 2011 are all made by amateurs! We’re overjoyed that you Fleshbot readers so consistently support the efforts of amateur pornographers, and now is the perfect time to look at your (and our) favorite flicks from this
It doesn’t matter how old we get, we will always love to play with toys. Even the ones that seem the strangest or the least likely to work with our junk can deliver wonderful sensations and surprises, and this year was chock full of innovative genital gadgetry. Yes, we’ve teased,
Yes, it’s that time of the year when we begin looking back at the people and body parts that made 2011 special. We have to begin with our favorite instances of celebrity nudity because if it weren’t for these following people, 2011 would’ve been nothing but political strife, riots, and
Fake boob, semen-lobbing, and vaginal rejuvenation technology haven’t changed that much in recent years, so can we really know something about 2010 by its pornography? Sure! Why not? Here are some standout pieces of popular pornography and why they mattered. “Spartacus: Blood And Sand” (or, as we called it around
A look back at the year that was… January We went to AVN again, and we even found more robots! If you thought the Real Touch Robopussy was strange, check this out: Roxxxy TrueCompanion. Speaking of freaky technology, it turns out the iPad is pretty much as unsexy as we
Has it already been another year? Gosh. It seems like just yesterday we were talking about the sexiness of 2009, and here we are thinking back on the most viewed posts of 2010. Time sure does fly when you’re writing about fap material! Without further ado, here are the posts
We might not have seen every film that came out this year, but we sure saw every nude scene in every film that came out this year! Let’s look back at the movies that brought us together as perverts. Only a few of our favorite stars actually got naked on
With the two video roundups we do a week, we try to bring you the variety, quality, and pleasure of amateur porn. With 2010 nearly at an end, here are the top top tens. The tippy-top tens, if you will. We’re pleased to note that this year’s list has very
Just think of all the porn we’ve seen this year in brief, two-to-seven minute doses. It adds up to a lot of smut, huh? Well clean out those masturbatory memory banks, because here are the best Flesh Flicks of 2010. Which videos are the lucky ten? Oddly enough, it’s pretty
At long last, it’s the moment you’ve been waiting for all year: the moment when we reveal the 10 lovely women who’ve been chosen as this year’s top crush objects. As always, our heart wandered far and wide this past year, anointing many different lovelies with its affection. From all
A lot of important events happened in 2010, but we’d prefer to remember the year in terms of celebrity nudity. You know those celebrities: they just can’t seem to keep their clothes on! When we think back on this lovely year, we’re not focusing on Eyjafjallajokull erupting or that Wikileaks
2010 was a year full of great toy variety over at Fleshbot. We found toys for solo use, play with your partner, anal, edible, and alien. It’s a little lower-tech than last year, but there’s nothing wrong with that. As the year comes to an end, we’ve gone back and