It's about time someone came out and said it, Maggie Gyllenhaal is goddamn national treasure. Seriously, the amount of nude work she's done is simply amazing and the world is just a better place because of her. And it keeps going, Maggie Gyllenhaal keeps getting topless, and it's still amazing! National treasure people, national freakin' treasure!
Usually around season 3 is when you can tell whether a show is going to have a nice long run, find ways to keep your attention, and make it totally worth your time to tune in from week to week. As much as I hate to admit it, most of the time I find myself tuning out during season 3. Thankfully Outlander (2014-2017) continues to find great ways to keep me tuning in. This time it's a topless Hannah James.
There is nothing quite like the first time someone gets nude on camera, whether it's someone you knew would get nude all along or it's a bit of a surprise, like when Alia Shawkat showed off her awesome boobs on Transparent (2014-2017). Didn't think it's something that would happen, but I'm sure glad it did.
Well, we all had a feeling that The Little Hours was going to be an awesome film. All the rumors about who was going to get nude and show were flying about, and there was totally a chance that it could end up being kind of disappointing. I'm here to tell you, my friends, it lives up to all the nude hype.
So, I'm going to totally be honest with you guys, I had no idea that Lady Gaga had a documentary coming out. It's called Gaga: Five Foot Two (2017), and it's all about her new album - and let me tell you, when there's Gaga, there's nudity.
We all remember where we were when we first saw that trailer for Starship Troopers (1997). I couldn't have been more excited. I still fondly remember seeing that movie and not understanding why everyone was all about Casper Van Dien, but my god, I loved that movie. Still do love it to this day. How could you not love Dina Meyer in the shower?
I know that none of us were really jumping for joy when we heard about The Mummy (2017). I'll admit that kind of laughed at the trailer and passed it off as nothing to see. Well, I'm here to tell you I was totally wrong. Sure, there are a ton of problems with the story, the acting, and the action, but there one thing that totally makes the movie worth seeing is Sofia Boutella.
"Girls Trip" indeed....
There's that old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Well, I really do hope that the writers and producers of HBO's Ballers (2015-2017) keep doing what they are doing. I'm telling you, the formula for this show ain't broken and they simply need to keep with their topless after topless scene ways.
The use a flashback in film, television, and even books is a way to share a bit of information that we need to know to help movie the story along. And while there are some who hate flashbacks, others like myself love them. Well, I guess I should say I really only love flashbacks when they contain a topless Paula Malcomson.
Now we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves, but the first episode of HBO's new show The Deuce. is off to a pretty good start. They might be setting a really high nudity bar, but you know what, I think they might be able to pull this one off. After all, it's not TV, it's HB-freaking-O!
If you have yet to watch the season finale of Game of Thrones just go ahead and look away. Go spend 80 minutes getting all caught up and them come on back. I really don't want to give anything, but I will say... you knew "it" was going to happen and "it" finally happened.
We can all agree that after a long, hard day there are few things better than Lili Simmons taking a nice hot, steamy shower. There's nothing like watching those beads of water roll down Lili Simmons beautiful naked body, watching that steam dance around her as she washes away all our worries. Yep, there is nothing better than Lili Simmons taking a shower.
Sure, the Xena reboot wasn't going to have Lucy Lawless involved in any way, shape, or form, but still a Xena: Warrior Princess reboot with an openly gay lead was still a pretty good idea. Wait, Xena wasn't openly gay before? Are you sure? Did you watch the show?
If you are not watching HBO's Ballers you really need to stop what you are doing, right now, and go stream the entire first two seasons and as much of the third season as I can. I don't want to hear any excuses, there is nothing you could say that be a valid reason not to see Cody Renee Cameron and Phoenix Skye Fechter topless.
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