I am a single mom of a nine month old and ready to get laid again. However, OKCupid’s staff robot persists in recommending illiterate trolls to me and telling me we are excellent matches. WTF? Does my age (mid-thirties) and parent status throw the stats off so that I am now only considered viable for divorced alcoholics? Olivia, I am well-educated, kind, voluptuous, adventurous, and excellent in bed. Why have I been consigned to the internet dating ghetto? Should I lie on my profile and fulfill the desperate cougar stereotype? Disavow my son? But we both know hookups that begin in a web of lies come to no good. My baby keeps me from socializing most of the time, so I don’t meet a lot of new people. What would you recommend?
Unless New Linkups Apply I’ll Desiccate