Sam Hatfield and Fiona Skelton, the socially disruptive duo behind Nakedme (who recently went nude on the Schwebebahn), are continuing their international tour of nakedness with a trip to London, and they’ve made a darling little video showcasing their nude antics around such landmarks as Buckingham Palace, Tower Bridge, the London Eye, and Abbey Road! If only we could see them from the CCTV footage that surely captured their movements.
Swiss-born artist Milo Moire decided to shake up the morning commute for a few lucky folk by sending a gorgeous model on public transportation wearing nothing but glasses, a purse, and the names of clothing pieces spelled out across her body. “The same way every day to work on the tram,” writes Moire. “It’s early… Much too early for performance art!” We’re sure people won’t mind performance art like this.
Don’t worry, nothing bad happened to them! They assumed that it was fine to take their tops off in Copacabana, but this is not so. Teensy bikinis with barely-there G-strings? Yes. Boobs? No. Hey, we all make mistakes!
The last thousand times we’ve written about Driven By Boredom were all because of pornstars and models getting naked and posing for Igor, but that’s not how it used to be. Babes have always posed for the guy, and more often than not, they’d do so in the middle of wild parties. This here is a return to that vibe.
Ever ridden the Wuppertal Suspension Railway? It’s the oldest electric elevated railway with hanging cars in the world. Now, remember those two people who rode a scooter across Sydney Harbour Bridge bare-ass naked? You see where we’re going with this. The kindly clothes-haters of Naked Me got all kinds of nude on the Schwebebahn; we wouldn’t be surprised if this broke some kind of record.
That’s not because of some degrading all-or-nothing rule; it’s part of the healing process. Andressa Urach was named runner-up at the last Miss BumBum Brazil pageant, and though second place is no small prize, Andressa still feels the need to soak up some sun and contemplate her next move for the BumBum title. She’s considering toplessness as a tactic. We approve.
CBS may have been able to control carnal visibility during the Grammys, but all deals are off once the show is over. A very sweet anonymous tipster just sent us this picture from the red carpet of a Grammys afterparty hosed by Monster, and though we don’t know who these people are, we approve of their pose striking 100%. Somebody give that woman a Grammy!
Both of the guys are swimming with giant, soggy T-shirts on and yet she’s the one who’s embarrassed. She has great breasts, too! And really, who looks more out of place on a sunny day in Miami? Not the busty mysterious water nymph trying to lure actors to her hidden kelp kingdom, that’s for sure.
She isn’t stashing any military secrets in her bikini bottoms, but we still think she’s a dangerous force. Two fishing trawlers are out on the water, right where her ass is pointing, and all it takes it one captain with binoculars peeping that pussy slippage on the shore to cause a major crash. Be careful where you point that thing, Claudia!
Isn’t life wonderful? Just yesterday we were admiring Lily Cole’s taste in swimwear, discussing the merits of each outfit, and drooling over a little hint of areola that was escaping out the top of her one-piece. Now she’s surprised us all by going fully Kate Moss: topless on a yacht!
It was exactly a year and a week ago that we first saw Paraguayan model/showgirl/actress Claudia Galanti sunbathing topless on the beach, and here we are again looking at exactly the same thing. What’s changed? We’re a little older, a little wiser, and Claudia’s making a bunch of cute faces as she blows sand off her phone and lightly fellates her water bottle.
As regular mass transit riders, we don’t really find much sexy about the subway–but then again, our commute is more likely to be filled with sleepy, cranky commuters than gorgeous pornstars getting down and dirty. Oh, to live in the world of Sex On Mass Transit, where every bus fare gets you a peek at someone’s privates. Someone attractive‘s privates, even.
For real, we admire anyone who can kick that high. We lost the ability to do that years ago–the legs just don’t bend like that anymore–but we take pleasure seeing that Ke$ha has the flexibility to pull it off and, in a larger sense, we’re happy to see that this cheerleader/Taekwondo move is still in style. On another note, there go Ke$ha’s labia.
She didn’t want to change in the car, in the bathroom, or on the beach, so she didn’t; she’s Paz de la Huerta and she does what she wants, when she wants, usually with a lit cigarette in one hand, and nudity often plays a role.
On Sunday, the brave women of FEMEN attempted to disrupt an anti-gay marriage march in Paris by taking off their tops, putting on nun habits, and spraying protesters with canisters labeled “SPERM.” Some of the protesters fought back with punches, kicks, and jets of mace, but the skirmishes only lasted a few minutes.
We New Yorkers are bracing for a second storm but Florida is feeling fresh and sunny as usual, so we understand why Priscilla Salerno didn’t feel like visiting us. Still, it would’ve been nice if a sweet Italian pornstar had taken her top off for us–it would’ve distracted us from the bitter cold!
We’re having a little bit of trouble figuring out what’s going on with Courtney Bingham–a super hot model babe who’s best known for dating Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx–and her act of exposure. She looks at her boobs with confusion, and that makes us think she’s having trouble with her top, but then her body strikes various beach siren poses and we think this is all part of some photoshoot. Could it be that Courtney Bingham naturally moves like a sand-based sexpot?
We don’t know who took these pictures or for what purpose, but it looks like this is purely Lacey doing Lacey. No makeup, no lad’s mags, no reserved spot on the beach; just a girl, her massive breasts, a camera, and a disappearing bikini. It’s so incredibly refreshing! And it makes us miss the summer!
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were vacationing in a sweet little villa in the lavender fields of Provence, and they naturally felt like soaking up some sun. One thing leads to another, boobs leave the bikini, sunscreen gets applied to the ass, and now Kate Middleton’s toplessness has been published in a French tabloid magazine.
One of the many reasons New York rules is that people like Nate “Igor” Smith and Finch Linden can take naked pictures in one of the busiest intersections of Brooklyn (right by the Bedford L station) and nobody is going to complain. People might stop and stare for a while, but the only thing coming out of anyone’s mouth is drool because Finch is too fine for words.