Stoya on the rooftop! Kimberly Kane trying on tights! Veruca James flashing her pussy by the slot machines! Yes, these are the pictures that didn’t make it into the special AVN issue of Hustler, and we’re just fine with that. If Hustler doesn’t want ‘em, we’ll take ‘em, we’ll drool over ‘em–and not because we miss Las Vegas (although the place definitely has its perks).
Despite being around for a few years, Jenna J. Ross doesn’t have that many movies under her belt, but she makes such a strong impression in every scene that she’s quickly become one of porn’s favorite starlets. On our part, we haven’t been in love with a diastema like this since we first fell for Belladonna!
Is now the best time to look at Allie Haze’s filmography and pick our five favorite scenes? Will there ever be a “best time”? Should we have waited until after we saw her “Emmanuelle” debut? These are the anxieties that plague us; actually, these were the anxieties that did plague us, until we looked at Allie’s tight ass and drifted off into chillness.
Wondering what really went down with James Deen, Farrah Abraham, and the making of their porn? Curious how James feels about his experience in the tabloid storm and his reactions to the negative things Farrah said about him? Too bad: “I just want the drama to end, I don’t want to talk about it.” Just kidding! A recent episode of the Woodrocket Podcast put James on the Real Talk Express and talks about Farrah, Lindsay Lohan, and even the “Novel” project.
The sight of Tom Byron worshipping at the altar of Julie Cash’s ass made us mighty jealous, and we decided we have to find a way to do the same. Unfortunately, we’re thousands of miles away from Julie (also we’re not pornstars) so we’ll have to worship from afar. This post is our face and her honor sits upon it!
Male pornstars are a fucking fascinating bunch, aren’t they? And yet we know so little about them! Fortunately, The Grid spent a little time catching up with Toronto-born performer Voodoo, and we learned a lot about the guy: he’s done with Porn Valley, he sells his latest film directly to fans on the street, and he’s going to run for mayor in 2014.
Take a guess. It’s the fucking, right? Yeah, sort of! More precisely, it’s the energetic, back-arching, sweat-drenching, piston-powered loins of fire style fucking that James is known for that helps keep him looking so lean and mean. But there’s more to it than that! Read and learn!
If you were Terry Richardson and you had Jessie Andrews at the Chateau Marmont for an evening, would you take a few pictures or hella pictures? Hella;, that’s what we thought. Naturally, Purple Diary can’t handle every last picture (no matter how special each image is) so the wheat must be separated from the chaff. We, however, are big time chaff munchers, and we’ll take any chance we can to see Jessie and Terry work together.
She’s a San Francisco native, a night person, and just yesterday we saw her handle massive objects with her butt in “Anal Overload.” Jayden Lee is our kind of lady.
Guess who’s on the cover of the latest Village Voice? Supreme Commandress Stoya, that’s who, and beneath her lovely face it says, “The Prettiest Girl in New York [line break] Is a Porn Star.” You hear that, universe? She’s ours. We called her the prettiest so she has to love us now because that’s how it works. Fourth grader logic, go!
The sight of Rachel all slathered in oil got us thinking about this terrific Texan and all she’s done for our fantasies. Her height, mighty boobs, and confident swagger have placed her on the marketing fence between MILF and teen, but to us, she’s just Rachel: nasty, tasty, leggy, athletic, nasty Rachel. Did we mention she’s nasty? Like, Janet Jackson status.
By our count, Ana Foxxx is the least experienced pornstar to appear in one of Elegant Angel’s “Porn’s Top Black Models” films, and that alone is worth some serious props. She’s also received nominations from AVN and UrbanX–not bad for somebody who’s only been working that booty for about a year in the industry!
News of the Vatican’s BDSM smut habit has been spreading, and now that they’ve had a chance to process their thoughts, pornstars and producers have been speaking out. Long story short, they’re very flattered but not very pleased.
“This underwear displeases me,” says Samantha Bentley, wordlessly. “Off with the panties!” You’re supposed to imagine her saying that in the Red Queen’s voice, which is doable because she’s British and all Americans think all royalty speak with a British accent. In reality, the only thing Samantha says is “Oh my God, I’m definitely fantasizing about the sex I had last night.”
Phoenix motherfucking Marie, y’all: you know the name, you know the butt, you know the power contained in this mighty performer, and if you know what’s good for you, you will drop to your knees and worship her. It was painful to only pick five scenes for this woman, but we did it, and we think you’ll enjoy them (there’s even a full free scene waiting for you)!
A little while ago, Stoya wrote a piece for Vice about how pornstars deal with birth control, and it was good. While we had our backs turned, Stoya did two more articles for them! How dare she. Hurt feelings aside, they are just as fascinating and well-written as the first, and they’re about two of our favorite topics: heteronormativity and blowjobs!
As we discussed when ogling Alaina Fox’s fine ass, Igor got to shoot some babes for Hustler the last time he was in Vegas, and when two of the three were busy, the remainder did a mini photoshoot for Driven By Boredom. Now let’s take a look at what Sovereign Syre did in the bathroom while Alaina and Ela Darling were filling out paperwork! (Spoiler alert: she got all naked and sexy and whatnot.)
Ashlynn Brooke, Ashlynn Brooke… It’s been a while since we’ve heard that name. Wonder what she’s been up to? Well, she’s retired, a brunette, a mom, and she does her own cooking show on Youtube: “Cooking Your Ash Off.” And guess what? It’s fucking adorable! Watch as Ashlynn Ashley Stewart prepares one of her favorite recipes, Beer Can Chicken.
Have you said your fond farewells to Sovereign Syre? She was a lovely monarch, but now that Samantha Bentley has begun her reign, you are to forsake all others in your heart and pledge your undying loyalty and lust to the new jGrrl. Mom, dad, comrades: they are all mere memories now that your world is Bentley-based. Come, ogle your hot British leader!
Well, it’s been quite the week! I have to thank Fleshbot for giving me the opportunity to share a few things about me – the fun, the pervy, the serious, and the bizarre. I hope it’s given you a little peek into the things that make me, me – and I hope I’ll get to see you at some of the events coming up, like CineKink, or Exxxotica, or the Feminist Porn Awards.
