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Who Will Be The Stars Of The “Game Of Thrones” Porn Parody?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 May 2013 20:00:46 +0000

It's finally happening, guys: Lee Roy Myers is making a "Game of Thrones" porn parody (working title: "Game of Boners." In our imagination, anyway). The legendary director has posted a casting call...and our brains have started feverishly imagining which porn performers could best personify our Westerosi heroes. Our picks (for some of them) below (and share yours in the comments).

Woodrocket’s Latest And Greatest Free Porn Parody: “Sex Toy Story”

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:30:48 +0000

The minute "Toy Story" came out, every other person tried to look clever and tack the word "sex" onto the front. We get it. Sex toys are funny. Fortunately, Lee Roy Myers made a hardcore porn parody of the film that instantly blasts every bad "Toy Story" joke from the last eighteen years out of the water. That's just how he lives life.

“Next Friday” Is A Stoner/Boner Parody

Gram Ponante — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 22:00:25 +0000

You don't have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this "Official" parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.

Holy Fuck, Sunny Lane: “Batgirl XXX”

Gram Ponante — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:00:54 +0000

Trapped in the lizard brain of the uneven "Batgirl XXX" is a really good porn movie that is hindered time and again by porn's rogues gallery: marble-mouthed delivery and slipshod attention to detail.

Porn For Oil: “Dallas XXX”

Gram Ponante — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 21:00:13 +0000

You don't have to have liked the original to appreciate the humor and sheer porncraft of "Dallas XXX." In fact, I think this one is better.

The Stakes Are High For “Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX”

Gram Ponante — Tue, 29 May 2012 21:00:29 +0000

Not having seen the movie or TV versions of Joss Whedon's "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" is not a detriment to enjoying this porn adaptation. But people who don't like Lexi Belle's vagina probably shouldn't watch it.

Vivid Combines Celebrity Sex With Porn Parodies In “Chyna Is Queen Of The Ring”

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:30:33 +0000

In the modern era, Vivid almost exclusively produces (or at least releases) two kinds of movies: celebrity sex tapes and porn parodies. And deep in a bunker somewhere in the deserts of Nevada, Vivid scientists have been hard at work trying to find a way to fuses these two genres into one amazing super porno. Well, friends, at long last they've done it. Say hello to "Chyna Is Queen Of The Ring," the world's first celebupornoparody.

Nyomi Banxxx Gets All "Bad Lieutenant" in "Training Day XXX"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:00:29 +0000

Maybe Nyomi Banxxx is a corrupt cop but at least she takes time out for the simple things. Training Day Studio: Pleasure Dynasty Director: General Stone Starring: Nyomi Banxxx, Chanel Preston, Phoenix Marie, Tara Lynn Foxxx, Yuri Beltran, Lizzy Borden, Jessica Grabbit, Annie Cruz, Tom Byron, Tommy Gunn Review by:

Genitals Get Their Own Jingles In "America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn"

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 10:00:00 +0000

Porn that parodies popular television advertisements? Hey, this is something we’ve never seen done before! Is that a good thing? It could be. Either this a fresh avenue for smutty spoofery or parody porn finally jumped the shark. America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn Studio: Hustler Director: Otto Bauer Cast: Lizz

Too Hot For G4TV: Chanel Preston As Lara Croft

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:30:01 +0000

Right now, G4′s website has some sweet exclusive photos of Chanel Preston as Lara Croft. But for some reason, half the photos are slapped with a big ol’ censor bar. What on earth could be so scandalous that G4′s readers aren’t allowed to see it? As inveterate perverts, we had

"Tomb Raider" Vs. "Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody": A Comparison

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:00:00 +0000

Exquisite Films recently announced the cast for their newest parody, and we noticed—with much pleasure—that they’re parodying the “Tomb Raider” video games and not the movies. So how do the pornstars stack up to their pixelated counterparts? Let’s find out! Kotaku may have already compared Lara Croft and Chanel Preston

Today In Shazbat: "Mork & Mindy"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 10:00:00 +0000

Finally there is a legitimate reason to say something I’ve been holding back since 1978. “Dawber? You came all over her face!” Mork & Mindy Director: Lizzy Borden Starring: Evan Stone, Chanel Preston, Seth Gamble, Kagney Linn Karter, Nicki Blue, Tegan Summers, Marie McCray, Tommy Pistol, Bobby Neuwave Review by:

"The Graduate XXX" Could Use A Few More Years Of Schooling

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 10:00:00 +0000

You know, our assessment that this movie “will Garfunkel your Simon” was a bit hastily made. “The Graduate XXX” is definitely an impressive movie, and it delivers more than its share of arousing action, but overall, it’s a disappointment. (Kind of like most college graduates these days. Zing!) The Graduate

Yes, they really made a Planet of the Apes porn movie.

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 07 May 2011 01:15:00 +0000

At least Playmate of the Apes is better than the Tim Burton Apes movie. (Not that that’s saying much.) This movie is obscene in every sense of the word – although don’t worry, there’s no actual bestiality. [io9]