The minute “Toy Story” came out, every other person tried to look clever and tack the word “sex” onto the front. We get it. Sex toys are funny. Fortunately, Lee Roy Myers made a hardcore porn parody of the film that instantly blasts every bad “Toy Story” joke from the last eighteen years out of the water. That’s just how he lives life.
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
Trapped in the lizard brain of the uneven “Batgirl XXX” is a really good porn movie that is hindered time and again by porn’s rogues gallery: marble-mouthed delivery and slipshod attention to detail.
You don’t have to have liked the original to appreciate the humor and sheer porncraft of “Dallas XXX.” In fact, I think this one is better.
Not having seen the movie or TV versions of Joss Whedon’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is not a detriment to enjoying this porn adaptation. But people who don’t like Lexi Belle’s vagina probably shouldn’t watch it.
In the modern era, Vivid almost exclusively produces (or at least releases) two kinds of movies: celebrity sex tapes and porn parodies. And deep in a bunker somewhere in the deserts of Nevada, Vivid scientists have been hard at work trying to find a way to fuses these two genres into one amazing super porno. Well, friends, at long last they’ve done it. Say hello to “Chyna Is Queen Of The Ring,” the world’s first celebupornoparody.
Maybe Nyomi Banxxx is a corrupt cop but at least she takes time out for the simple things. Training Day Studio: Pleasure Dynasty Director: General Stone Starring: Nyomi Banxxx, Chanel Preston, Phoenix Marie, Tara Lynn Foxxx, Yuri Beltran, Lizzy Borden, Jessica Grabbit, Annie Cruz, Tom Byron, Tommy Gunn Review by:
Porn that parodies popular television advertisements? Hey, this is something we’ve never seen done before! Is that a good thing? It could be. Either this a fresh avenue for smutty spoofery or parody porn finally jumped the shark. America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn Studio: Hustler Director: Otto Bauer Cast: Lizz
Right now, G4′s website has some sweet exclusive photos of Chanel Preston as Lara Croft. But for some reason, half the photos are slapped with a big ol’ censor bar. What on earth could be so scandalous that G4′s readers aren’t allowed to see it? As inveterate perverts, we had
Exquisite Films recently announced the cast for their newest parody, and we noticed—with much pleasure—that they’re parodying the “Tomb Raider” video games and not the movies. So how do the pornstars stack up to their pixelated counterparts? Let’s find out! Kotaku may have already compared Lara Croft and Chanel Preston
Finally there is a legitimate reason to say something I’ve been holding back since 1978. “Dawber? You came all over her face!” Mork & Mindy Director: Lizzy Borden Starring: Evan Stone, Chanel Preston, Seth Gamble, Kagney Linn Karter, Nicki Blue, Tegan Summers, Marie McCray, Tommy Pistol, Bobby Neuwave Review by:
You know, our assessment that this movie “will Garfunkel your Simon” was a bit hastily made. “The Graduate XXX” is definitely an impressive movie, and it delivers more than its share of arousing action, but overall, it’s a disappointment. (Kind of like most college graduates these days. Zing!) The Graduate
At least Playmate of the Apes is better than the Tim Burton Apes movie. (Not that that’s saying much.) This movie is obscene in every sense of the word – although don’t worry, there’s no actual bestiality. [io9]
