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What’s Got Zoe Saldana So Excited?

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 10 May 2013 16:30:43 +0000

There are a lot of reasons why her nipples might be erect, but the fact that she's blasting some pokies and biting her lip at the same time means that something real is going on, something perhaps in her field of vision, and dear God we want to know what it is! (We want to be whatever it is!)

No Bra For Beauty Pageant Princess Olivia Culpo

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 08 May 2013 16:30:14 +0000

She won Miss Rhode Island, Miss USA, and Miss Universe in 2012--we think Olivia Culpo has evolved beyond bras, and we also think she looks a bit like Shannyn Sossamon, which is a total turn-on for us.

Brava On Your Translucent Bra, Jessica Alba

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 07 May 2013 20:30:25 +0000

It's that time of the year when everybody is dressing in layers because the light and warmth change drastically from block to block. Some layers are a little stuffier than others; some layers are much more revealing than others. Fortunately for the people of New York, one of Jessica Alba's layers is a sheer bra no darker than thin obsidian.

Olivia Munn Is Munificent With Her Nips

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 07 May 2013 16:30:56 +0000

Is it just our imagination, or does this picture look straight out of the '90s? This could easily be a picture of Olivia Munn leaving a Third Eye Blind concert (if it weren't for the smartphones in each hand). Regardless, we love that mesh number she's wearing, and we thank her dearly for not wearing a bra with it. Nipple ahoy!

These Nippley Miley Cyrus Outtakes Sure Came Quickly

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 03 May 2013 16:30:52 +0000

It took a few years to see the revealing outtakes from Lady Gaga’s V Magazine shoot, and the same can be said of Jennifer Lopez’s outtakes, but Miley’s outtakes showed up like bam, like fresh out the grease! Does that mean Miley Cyrus is a bigger celebrity than Gaga or

Did Amanda Bynes Tweet A Little Nip To Her Fans?

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 02 May 2013 16:30:53 +0000

We apologize for being the bearers of bad gossip, but a recent storm of Twitpics prompted Kim Kardashian's ex-publicist to ask the police (via Twitter, of course) to check on Amanda because he was worried about her. Then Jenny McCarthy chimed in. A few minutes ago, Amanda wrote a few nasty comments back at Jenny. We don't understand what the big deal is--besides Amanda's big boobs and a hint of nipple peeking out of her hair.

Francesca Eastwood’s Nipples Make Us Go Long

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 01 May 2013 16:30:43 +0000

Our first introduction to Francesca Eastwood came with Coachella and all the cutoffs being worn there. This is only our second time seeing here, and so far, we've only seen her wearing string bikinis over her tiny titties. We approve of this trend, and we desperately hope she continues it, and we would love to toss the football around with her.

Holland Roden And The Dramatic Nipslip

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:30:29 +0000

Every nipslip is its own story. We don't know all the fine details of Holland Roden's slip, but we know that it's part of a very moody modern day noir, probably one that involves a city where it never stops raining and the police are in the pockets of mobsters. Our heroic detective sees Holland's nipple through the wet window and suddenly the whole case becomes clear.

Be That Your Nipple, Demi Moore?

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:30:43 +0000

We've often pondered the camouflaging or misdirection possibilities of translucent shirts, and we wonder if Demi is taking advantage of it. If we were any people who got hit with big camera flashes, we'd totally wear bras decorated with numerous stray realistic nipples, just to throw people off. Is that what you're up to, Demi?

Caroline Deserves No Flack For Her Translucent Shirt

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:30:15 +0000

British TV presenter Caroline Flack has a thing for showing off her fine figure, but never before have we seen her in such a shirt. It's as if God took a highlighter to her body, so that He might clearly point us towards the important part of His creations. Right there, in neon, those lovely breasts.

Juno Temple Is A Redhead Again? Hell Yes.

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:30:37 +0000

We're so thrilled by Juno's hair color change that we nearly overlooked the nipple she's showing in this spread for Hunger Magazine. It's a tad embarrassing, but you can't really blame us. Number of times we've seen Juno's breasts: about five or six, depending on how you count. Times Juno has changed her look so drastically: well, she did this for "Atonement," but we forget if she's done it any other time.

Psst, Marta Etura! Your Nipple Is Showing

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:30:31 +0000

Judging by the hand gesture and angle of the face of the woman to Marta's left, we're pretty sure Marta is being warned about her exposed boob. Then again, Marta's expression doesn't seem to be one of boob-consciousness, so maybe the two women are simply talking smack. That's cool with us!

Some Fuzzy Nippley Outtakes Of Lady Gaga

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 19:30:28 +0000

Good things come to those who wait! Case in point, we first saw these poodle-y pictures of Lady Gaga in V Magazine back in 2009, but a few revealing outtakes just surfaced and there is some serious nipple on display! Plus: merkin! Who doesn't love a good loaf of merkin in their eyeballs?

Where/When Did These Pics Of Rihanna’s Tits Come From?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:30:14 +0000

We're pretty sure her hair doesn't look like that these days, and we know for certain that there should be a big tattoo beneath her boobs, so when/where did this come from? And who organized the pictures into a handy little mosaic for us?

Kate Moss And Bras Don’t Mix

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:30:56 +0000

She's a legend, a mom, and the only woman who makes "Fifty Shades of Grey" sound sexy, so it's fair to say that her bra wearing days are over. Also, it seems like she's wearing a leather sling for firewood as a skirt. That's cool with us though.

Eva Longoria Needs Time To Unwind With Her Nips Out

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:30:24 +0000

She was in Puerto Rico over the weekend for a big fancy wedding, and you know how those things can make you feel. Heck, we usually get exhausted the week before a wedding, just in anticipation of being all weepy and drunk and whatnot. Eva needed to steel herself before

Are These Michelle Keegan’s Soapy Boobs On Instagram?

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:30:45 +0000

Michelle Keegan--whom you probably know from "Coronation Street" or all those times she flashed her panties--had a little Instagram mishap recently. For about six seconds, she had a picture of giant breasts taking a bath posted on her account, and though they swiftly disappeared, the internet does not forget. Keegan says the tits aren't hers, and this whole thing was a prank by one of her friends who had her password, but we have doubts.

Heidi Klum’s Heroic Nipslip

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:30:47 +0000

As you've probably know, Heidi Klum recently saved the lives of her son and his nannies when a riptide nearly dragged them out to sea. It was most certainly a terrifying moment for Heidi, but she did what needed to be done and didn't once think about her skimpy bikini revealing her nipple. Why would she? She was in hero mode. This is easily the greatest nipslip of all time.

Amy Markham Is Constantly Almost Falling Out Of Her Bikini

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:30:21 +0000

It's only appropriate that this is how we should find Amy Markham when you consider how we met her: strolling the beach with her nipples falling out of her barely-there bikini. We may not know much about this gorgeous model, but one thing is for sure: Amy Markham is consistent.

When Will We See Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Again?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 16:30:59 +0000

After accepting a plea bargain, LiLo has to go to rehab and then spend thirty days doing community labor, and we wonder: when will her breasts come out again? It's spring, the weather shall be heating up, and we were so looking forward to seeing cleavage (and possibly some slippage) from this special celebrity.