There are a lot of reasons why her nipples might be erect, but the fact that she’s blasting some pokies and biting her lip at the same time means that something real is going on, something perhaps in her field of vision, and dear God we want to know what it is! (We want to be whatever it is!)

She won Miss Rhode Island, Miss USA, and Miss Universe in 2012–we think Olivia Culpo has evolved beyond bras, and we also think she looks a bit like Shannyn Sossamon, which is a total turn-on for us.

It’s that time of the year when everybody is dressing in layers because the light and warmth change drastically from block to block. Some layers are a little stuffier than others; some layers are much more revealing than others. Fortunately for the people of New York, one of Jessica Alba’s layers is a sheer bra no darker than thin obsidian.

Is it just our imagination, or does this picture look straight out of the ’90s? This could easily be a picture of Olivia Munn leaving a Third Eye Blind concert (if it weren’t for the smartphones in each hand). Regardless, we love that mesh number she’s wearing, and we thank her dearly for not wearing a bra with it. Nipple ahoy!

It took a few years to see the revealing outtakes from Lady Gaga’s V Magazine shoot, and the same can be said of Jennifer Lopez’s outtakes, but Miley’s outtakes showed up like bam, like fresh out the grease! Does that mean Miley Cyrus is a bigger celebrity than Gaga or

We apologize for being the bearers of bad gossip, but a recent storm of Twitpics prompted Kim Kardashian’s ex-publicist to ask the police (via Twitter, of course) to check on Amanda because he was worried about her. Then Jenny McCarthy chimed in. A few minutes ago, Amanda wrote a few nasty comments back at Jenny. We don’t understand what the big deal is–besides Amanda’s big boobs and a hint of nipple peeking out of her hair.

Our first introduction to Francesca Eastwood came with Coachella and all the cutoffs being worn there. This is only our second time seeing here, and so far, we’ve only seen her wearing string bikinis over her tiny titties. We approve of this trend, and we desperately hope she continues it, and we would love to toss the football around with her.

Every nipslip is its own story. We don’t know all the fine details of Holland Roden’s slip, but we know that it’s part of a very moody modern day noir, probably one that involves a city where it never stops raining and the police are in the pockets of mobsters. Our heroic detective sees Holland’s nipple through the wet window and suddenly the whole case becomes clear.

We’ve often pondered the camouflaging or misdirection possibilities of translucent shirts, and we wonder if Demi is taking advantage of it. If we were any people who got hit with big camera flashes, we’d totally wear bras decorated with numerous stray realistic nipples, just to throw people off. Is that what you’re up to, Demi?

British TV presenter Caroline Flack has a thing for showing off her fine figure, but never before have we seen her in such a shirt. It’s as if God took a highlighter to her body, so that He might clearly point us towards the important part of His creations. Right there, in neon, those lovely breasts.

We’re so thrilled by Juno’s hair color change that we nearly overlooked the nipple she’s showing in this spread for Hunger Magazine. It’s a tad embarrassing, but you can’t really blame us. Number of times we’ve seen Juno’s breasts: about five or six, depending on how you count. Times Juno has changed her look so drastically: well, she did this for “Atonement,” but we forget if she’s done it any other time.

Judging by the hand gesture and angle of the face of the woman to Marta’s left, we’re pretty sure Marta is being warned about her exposed boob. Then again, Marta’s expression doesn’t seem to be one of boob-consciousness, so maybe the two women are simply talking smack. That’s cool with us!

Good things come to those who wait! Case in point, we first saw these poodle-y pictures of Lady Gaga in V Magazine back in 2009, but a few revealing outtakes just surfaced and there is some serious nipple on display! Plus: merkin! Who doesn’t love a good loaf of merkin in their eyeballs?

We’re pretty sure her hair doesn’t look like that these days, and we know for certain that there should be a big tattoo beneath her boobs, so when/where did this come from? And who organized the pictures into a handy little mosaic for us?

She’s a legend, a mom, and the only woman who makes “Fifty Shades of Grey” sound sexy, so it’s fair to say that her bra wearing days are over. Also, it seems like she’s wearing a leather sling for firewood as a skirt. That’s cool with us though.

She was in Puerto Rico over the weekend for a big fancy wedding, and you know how those things can make you feel. Heck, we usually get exhausted the week before a wedding, just in anticipation of being all weepy and drunk and whatnot. Eva needed to steel herself before

Michelle Keegan–whom you probably know from “Coronation Street” or all those times she flashed her panties–had a little Instagram mishap recently. For about six seconds, she had a picture of giant breasts taking a bath posted on her account, and though they swiftly disappeared, the internet does not forget. Keegan says the tits aren’t hers, and this whole thing was a prank by one of her friends who had her password, but we have doubts.

As you’ve probably know, Heidi Klum recently saved the lives of her son and his nannies when a riptide nearly dragged them out to sea. It was most certainly a terrifying moment for Heidi, but she did what needed to be done and didn’t once think about her skimpy bikini revealing her nipple. Why would she? She was in hero mode. This is easily the greatest nipslip of all time.

It’s only appropriate that this is how we should find Amy Markham when you consider how we met her: strolling the beach with her nipples falling out of her barely-there bikini. We may not know much about this gorgeous model, but one thing is for sure: Amy Markham is consistent.

After accepting a plea bargain, LiLo has to go to rehab and then spend thirty days doing community labor, and we wonder: when will her breasts come out again? It’s spring, the weather shall be heating up, and we were so looking forward to seeing cleavage (and possibly some slippage) from this special celebrity.