This all started when the guitarist for Bend Sinister, Joseph Blood, was cast as an extra in an adult film, met James Deen, and passed him a copy of his band’s new CD. James loved it, he got Lee Roy Myers to love it, and the two of them drove out to the Mojave desert to film James rocking his face off while dressed like Rob Halford. The song is epic, the video is fun, and the special effects on James’s body should always be on James’s body.

Perhaps it doesn’t sound like the most exciting guest spot in a video that also involves Nicki Minaj in a sex scene with Lil Wayne (and, of course, ample shots of that massive ass of hers), but little surprises like this really delight us, especially when they show up on Youtube and under the all-powerful banner of Vevo. You have to take the small pleasures and savor them!

Great, now we’re scared that Danny Wylde and Chad Alva are going to pluck out our eyeballs and draw our intestines out through our mouths and savor our blood spattered screams for all eternity. Awesome. Don’t get us wrong, the song is exquisite, this music video is awesome, and we totally think you should watch this, but please, steel yourself.

The majority of the video is Robin Thicke, T.I., and Pharrell Williams singing in front of a white background with various topless and bethonged women (including Emily Ratajkowski!) dancing around. The rest is 9% music and 1% big silver balloons that spell out “ROBIN THICKE HAS A BIG DICK.” Best music video ever.

So you’re in a band, you have some songs, and you want to make a music video to enchant the public’s eyeballs. Good for you! First thing’s first: are you friends with Abbey Lee Kershaw? Do you have her phone number? Her agent’s phone number? A flare that spells out her name in the sky? You need her to get naked in your music video; start making connections.

The “Glee” star teamed up with the dextrous dudes of 2CELLOS to cover Muse’s “Supermassive Black Hole,” and we think there might be some visible nipple going on in the middle of it all. It’s entirely possible! She has a big ol’ cleavage window in the middle of her outfit, and there are only so many ways it can bend before something pointy pops out.

Do you really need us to write anything more? If the thought of one of the world’s coolest musicians ripping the panties off of one of the world’s coolest pornstars doesn’t get you clicking, then nothing we say will. You’re either missing out on this naked tryst between the future Mrs. President and First Lady, or you’re not.

Let’s not blow this out of proportion though. Is Miley BFFLs with Jessie? No. Are they acquaintances? Perhaps. Were they in the same music video? They were, and the song is about Jessie, so Miley must be familiar with her. Does the music video show Miley Cyrus with a bunch of cake on her boobs. Yes, it does, and that’s the real treat here.

Not that we’re calling her loose or slutty or anything in that vein; we just mean she gets around in the sense that, you know, she’s been showing up in strange places. First she was on a weird porn set on “Sons of Anarchy,” and now she’s in the music video for Aerosmith’s touring keyboardist/backup vocalist hanging out with some lady from “Real Housewives of New York.”

Well, it wasn’t this time. But her latest music video with the Flaming Lips is sensual and gorgeous and moving — oh, and also features Amanda buck naked. Every blessed instance of Amanda Palmer nudity feels like the first time, and we’re so thankful she gives so much of herself to her art.

The Digital Playground contract star can sleep with whomever, date whomever, and make music videos with whatever metal band she wants, but what we’ve learned from watching this Nekrogoblikon video is that the woman is not yet ready to be flirting with potentially bloodthirsty goblins. At least not the one she works with.

Brooklyn hippity-hipsters Sensual Harassment have a new video out, and it stars a face that may be familiar to the sex-blog devotees among us: Karley Sciortino of Slutever and its Vice counterpart. Though touted to us with the ever-auspicious “NSFW” label, in reality it’s pretty PG-13. But we’ll take it!

Here’s why this is funny to us: Tanit Phoenix is the host of “Femme Fatales”–a show that is pretty much dedicated to showing you boobs–and we’ve never ever seen her boobs before. We guess the host doesn’t have to flash any nudity because she’s the host (and her name is Lilith, and she might be the Lilith) but still, we feel oddly complete now that we’ve peeped her lady-pecs.

We’ve never heard of this band Ghost Tiger before, but after watching their music video for “Whiskey,” we are instant fans. The song is absolutely hypnotic, as is the imagery, which consists of two completely naked (save for body paint) ladies dancing while a projector lights up their bodies. We swear we’re not just in this for the tits.