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Scaling Fap Mountain With Rends’ Feel Mont Blanc

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 09 May 2013 20:00:16 +0000

It's time for yet another clittastic Japanese adventure, courtesy of the versatile R-1 Controller -- this time I'm exploring its sophisticated wank attachment called "Feel Mont Blanc". I'm not sure my whacksperience was akin to mounting the highest Alpine peaks, but it was pretty exhilarating nonetheless. There's more than meets the eye to this little guy.

Stealth Wankin’ With The Crave Solo

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 02 May 2013 20:00:24 +0000

Quiet as a clit-rockin' mouse, the Crave Solo is. It's true; there's much to love about this elegant little vibe, but the quality that resonated most with me was its extremely subtle sound. That's not to say this delightful dainty doesn't pack a punch, though. Its purr rumbles like a lion, but at the volume of a kitty. And it's kind of my newest little pet now.

A Massage Candle Makes For The Best Kind Of Bad Touch

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:00:42 +0000

I hadn't really ventured much into the realm of sensual massage before... The only rubdowns I'd indulged in were basically hand or mouth-to-dick contact. I'm an advocate of prolonged foreplay, and touching people is cool, so it looks like there's really no reason for me to shy away from this. Babeland's Massage Candle makes it easy, fragrant, and slightly BDSMy -- hey, I can get on board with that.

Making Magic With The G-Spot Wand Attachment

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:00:45 +0000

It's no secret most chicks have a bit of a love affair with their Magic Wand-style Cadillac vibes. I am no different. Mine actually resides in a little nook right beside my bed, always plugged in and at the ready. We're quite close. So, imagine my excitement when I found that accessories for my lovely friend exist -- accessories made to harness that stupendous power and focus it on the g-spot. It's like getting new clothes for your favorite doll, but with way more body-rockin' orgasms involved (well, depending how you get your kicks).

Meet The Stronic Pulsator: The Toy That Fucks You!

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:00:26 +0000

There's a huge variety of dick-shaped toys out there that vibrate, pulse, and wiggle up a storm -- but they all require one fucking oneself with them. Enter Fun Factory's Stronic Pulsator: a toy that aims to bang you as a lover would. Or at least simulate the thrusting that that entails. But is it an adequate substitute for when that booty-call falls through?

Steal Vs. Splurge: Bunny Kiss And Sugar Pop

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:00:58 +0000

Both of these sound delightfully sweet, but -- en garde! It's an epic battle of the bunny vibes, and we're taking 'em to task. In the ring: the $23 Bunny Kiss, up against its weightier cousin, the $89 Sugar Pop. Which sent us floating into a fluffy, luscious Candyland?

Getting All Sensational With Babeland’s Arousal Balm

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:00:30 +0000

This little potion aims to pack a big punch, promising "a delightfully warm tingling sensation that takes already hot experiences over the top". And, to be honest, I didn't put much stock in its promise. Topical things -- extended play lube, fiery/icy condom gimmicks -- have always fallen flat for me. Nevertheless, I figured touching myself is better than not touching myself, and dabbing my fingers in this little tin first wouldn't be any harm. But was it truly delightful?

R-1′s UFO And My Nips: A Close Encounter

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 20:00:36 +0000

Ah, RendS Japan and their R-1 Base Unit strike again. This versatile toy's standard vibe and Predator Wand attachment have certainly given me some thrills. But this go-round, I'm taking the U.F.O. (Unidentified Fascinating Object) for a literal spin. It's a crazy nipple stimulator that basically takes your tits on the Gravitron.

Getting Vulgar With njoy’s Pure Wand

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:00:16 +0000

Despite any positive or negative feelings about it, I can truly say I've never used any toy quite like the Pure Wand. It's 24 whopping ounces of solid stainless steel in the form of a smoothly curved shaft topped with a one inch and one-and-a-half inch ball at either end. Created as the ultimate indulgence in G-spot or P-spot (prostate) stimulation, does this hefty hitter deliver the knockout?

Jopen’s Vanity Vr16: A Bunny To Slaughter Them All

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:00:32 +0000

I've got a dildo problem. They're overflowing from boxes under my bed, bursting forth from my closet, and it seems nearly every knock on the door brings another vibrating baby to my toy-laden arms*. But the Vanity Vr16 -- this one I was actually anticipating, anxiously awaiting its arrival to my agglomeration. I'm familiar with its Vr kin, and they are good.

The Wink By Crave Can Look At Me Any Way It Wants

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:00:52 +0000

A wink can be a cutesy, charming flirtation that gets one's attention in oh-so-subtle a manner. Just as quickly it can become a a sleazetastic creeper move that gives one the willies. The Wink by Crave falls into the former category, and backs up its coquetry with a powerful vibrating motor that turns that tease into a sweet and enchanting orgasm machine.

Want To Give Your Wankin’ A Crankin’? Try VerSpanken!

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 21:00:51 +0000

This big plastic vice looks like the sort of thing you'd steal from an ancient temple dedicated to the worship of the yoni, but I assure you that it's new, unique, and 100% devoted to the pleasing of your penis. Meet the VerSpanken, the freshest fuck toy to earn a permanent place in my collection!

Warming My Soul With Pipedream’s Icicles Whip

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:30:30 +0000

This is a cat o' nine tails style flogger of soft and slappy suede, with a beautiful, hand-blown handle. That acts as a dildo. I'm not sure if this is common on the whip market, but my mind was sort of blown. And then my (figurative) load. I'm kind of a slave for you now, Icicles whip.

JimmyJane’s Latest Toy Says Hello Touch, Hello Pleasure

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:30:56 +0000

Couple's toys are a curious thing: done well, they can beautifully enhance a sexual experience; done poorly, and they're a clunky intruder on your sexy times. But even the best of them usually require an initially awkward introduction whereby the couple figures out how to use the toy in their sex play. JimmyJane's Hello Touch, on the other hand, seamlessly enhances the sexual experience by taking an essential element of sex--touch--and making it better.

I’m Pretty Easy Prey For The R-1 Predator Wand

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:00:22 +0000

You may remember when Ottimo put his dick at the mercy of the A10 Cyclone. That particular toy is just one of a whole host of add-ons created for use with the R-1 Controller, an amazing little wonder that serves as matriarch for a crazy Japanese sex gizmo lineage. There are apparati for dudes, chicks, dude/chicks or anyone with stimulatory parts -- and today I've given the oddly named Predator Wand a whirl. And, well, I'm game.

Is The Evi By Aneros Your Path To Hands Free Orgasms?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:00:08 +0000

For over a decade, Aneros has been producing the preeminent prostate massager. Beginning with a single signature design, they've expanded their line to include a whole host of ways to tickle the prostate. And now, having conquered that territory, they've set their sites on a whole new erogenous zone: say hello to Evi, Aneros's first toy for the female prostate (or as you might know it, the g-spot).

The A10 Cyclone: The Future Of Wanking Or Ruthless Dick Blender?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:00:52 +0000

I always get excited when I get a box of sex toys from Japan. The things they do with silicone and suction are always amazing, creative, and thought-provoking, and I usually end up blowing my wad simply because the future of sex toys looks so bright. This time, I received a package that contained the A10 Cyclone and thought, "This looks like a wang mangler."

Taking The We-Vibe Thrill For A Joyride

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 21:00:28 +0000

Ah, the We-Vibe Thrill -- it's yet another entrant into the "g-spot/clit-spot dual vibe that's got it all!" ring. And of course I can't wait to jump in for a round. But does it live up to the name, or is it a total bore?

Revving My Engine With Jimmyjane’s Form 6

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 20:00:09 +0000

Ah, Jimmy Jane. Making a girl fall in love over, and over, and over again. And the Form 6 is just as dashing as the rest of its family. It's a powerful, versatile vibrator with a motor on each end, and a lot of good times in between. Be still, my heart (and clit).

Splurge Vs. Steal: Just Buzzing Along

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:00:18 +0000

Here I am with another installment of Splurge vs. Steal -- where I delve into which sex toys really give you the most bang for your buck. Today I was vibin' up a storm, pitting the little Buzzing Blossom against the Smart Wand by Lelo. I got off with both (I always make sure of that), but I prefer taking a direct route to Climaxville. Scenic trails, be gone with you -- get me to my destination. Which chariot sailed smoothest?