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Porn For Straight Girls: “Craving II” Is Full Of Dirty Ren Faire Sex

I’m not gonna even lie. I picked “Craving II” from the box ‘o’ porn at Fleshbot HQ because it looked hilarious. It’s a naughty take on fairy tales, a favorite topic of mine, and while Grimm’s stories have been Disneyfied over the years, I’m pretty sure that they never thought Rumpelstiltskin’s work-for-trade arrangement involved beejs with the miller’s daughter.

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Porn For Straight Girls: Revenge Is Sweet In “Wives Club”

I know, I reviewed a Nica Noelle film last week too, but after seeing “My Mother’s Girlfriend, Vol. 3,” I needed to know what else she has up her sleeve. “Wives Club” also plays with age disparity, although in this movie it has a bit more of a power play charge. Ex-wives Nina Hartley, Helly Mae Hellfire, and Raylene are being jerked around by their scummy exes, and they’ve had it up to here with these midlife crisis shenanigans. It’s time for these ladies to get theirs, and by theirs, I mean laid.

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Porn For Straight Girls: Inari Vachs Is Mommy Dearest In “My Girlfriend’s Mother”

Nica Noelle’s Noelle’s “My Girlfriend’s Mother, Vol. 3″ surprised and delighted me with copious amounts of hot sex and a rather staggering number of female orgasms.

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Porn for Straight Girls: Asphyxia Has Heeled Me

FEET! Who knew there were so many dizzying things to do with them other than walk on them? Joanna Angel knows, and she got her Burning Angel crew together for this Footloose-flavored foot fetish comedy.

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“Next Friday Night” Gets A Goofy Porn Party Started

I won’t even lie to you guys. I had no idea this “Next Friday Night” is a XXX comedy version of Katy Perry’s video for “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” until I did some digging. Why? Because the only time I hear Katy Perry is at the gym. Sue me! Once I watched the video, of course, it all became clear. The braces, the headgear, the bangs, and the dweeby but loyal best friend — even the extra silly fantasies of knights and swords are more or less all in Next Friday Night. Of course, “Next Friday Night” doesn’t have Hanson, Kenny G., Corey Feldman, or Debbie Gibson in its cast. Oh, hell no. But there is a lot of banging, so there’s that.

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Porn for Straight Girls: POV Punk Ass With James Deen

James Deen is probably the only porn star who could make someone wish they’d gone to Hebrew school. Yes, we know, he’s corrupting The Youth of Today! And Tumblr. And Bret Easton Ellis. But isn’t that why we love him? Oh, and because he’s smart, funny, cute, and has a ridiculously huge cock.

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Porn For Straight Girls: Polish Your Pearl With Jessica Drake

A really long time ago a boyfriend and I snuck into the adult section at the local indie video store and rented a VHS tape of Deborah Sundahl’s “How to Female Ejaculate: Find Your G-Spot.” I don’t remember it really helping us along on my quest to squirt — after all, Sundahl also wrote the book on it, literally, which I’d already read — but it was interesting and hot and, well, that’s maybe a story for another time. The guide had a certain crunchy queer Bay Area vibe to it that I liked. Sundahl does have a guide specifically for couples, but this wasn’t it; this was sort of a space pioneered by feminists like Sundahl, Annie Sprinkle, Carol Queen (who is in the guide), Nina Hartley, and Susie Bright. It would have turned off many a “typical” hetero dude looking for some wank material.

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Porn For Straight Girls: Is This Club Really So Elite?

Club Elite is a mixed bag of sexy, enthusiastic female performers, tedious sex scenes, and weird behind-the-scenes stuff that comes off looking just plain unprofessional. Elegant Angel calls it “reality/superstar porn,” but reality doesn’t necessarily make for good porn. The performers are all beautiful ladies in a nice range of

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Porn For Straight Girls: Everyone Wins In "Superstar Showdown 6"

Porn For Straight Girls: Everyone Wins In "Superstar Showdown 6"

Okay, let’s be honest. No one was going to lose the Superstar Showdown with Asa Akira and Katsuni. Like, you’re just not. Even the judges agree! Of course, it doesn’t hurt that the judges got really up close and personal shows from each of the stars and their partners, as

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Porn For Straight Girls: Venturing Into "Tight Places"

Porn For Straight Girls: Venturing Into "Tight Places"

Ask women or people of color why they got into directing, producing, or writing their own projects, and it’s often because they haven’t seen much, if any, of their own experiences reflected back to them onscreen. This is definitely the case with “Tight Places: A Drop of Color,” as the

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Porn For Straight Girls: In Which Bobbi Starr Rocks My World

Porn For Straight Girls: In Which Bobbi Starr Rocks My World

Sometimes, life is pretty awesome. For example, when the Queen of Fleshbot asks you what kind of porn you like and you tell her in detail and then she presents you with an amazing DVD full of almost everything you mentioned, as is the case with Vicarious, that’s a red

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Porn For Straight Girls: Breaking Laws And Gender Binaries

Porn For Straight Girls: Breaking Laws And Gender Binaries

For my last Porn For Straight Girls review (the column will continue, just not with me) I’m choosing to share with you the strangest movie I have, “She-Male Police 2,” and I have an ulterior motive. It’s a great piece of pornography. It’s also probably the last kind of smut

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Porn For Straight Girls: Sex In The Hyborian Age

Porn For Straight Girls: Sex In The Hyborian Age

I was at a disadvantage when I watched “This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX,” as I’ve never seen the original 1982 film (or the 2011 version, for that matter.) But that didn’t impede my enjoyment of this, which I’m quite sure was at least true to its inspiration’s campiness. There

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Porn For Straight Girls: The Triumphant Return Of Inari Vachs

Porn For Straight Girls: The Triumphant Return Of Inari Vachs

I wasn’t porn-conscious enough in 2002 to remember Inari Vachs’ first period in porn, but if her current reemergence is anything to go by, I’m glad she decided to jump back into the smut industry. In “Seasoned Players 15,” Tom Byron gives her top billing, and sings her praises on

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Porn For Straight Girls: Forever Thankful For Sexy Nurses

Porn For Straight Girls: Forever Thankful For Sexy Nurses

I would just like to state, right away, that if you burn yourself to a crisp deep-frying your turkey on Thanksgiving, your nurses will probably not be as hot as the ones in “Big Breast Nurses 5.” So don’t go getting any ideas from this. “Big Breast Nurses 5″ is

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Porn For Straight Girls: Learn How To Deep-Throat Like Bobbi Starr

Porn For Straight Girls: Learn How To Deep-Throat Like Bobbi Starr

jessica drake’s “Guide To Wicked Sex: Fellatio” is narrated not unlike an article in Cosmo—you know, one of those featured on the cover, with tag lines like, “What Men Want!” or “How To Blow His Mind!” Between Bobbi Starr, Danny Mountain, the adorable Chris Johnson, Eric Masterson, Allie Haze, and

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Porn For Straight Girls: By Straight Girls, And Only For Girls?

Porn For Straight Girls: By Straight Girls, And Only For Girls?

Girlzporn, a new site that aims to “provide a central community for women to explore & enjoy erotic media in its may forms,” is sort of exactly what I’ve been hoping would pop up as a result of the recent attention brought to female porn-viewers. It’s a fantastic site, and

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Porn For Straight Girls: Belladonna Brings Us Filth And Animal Hoods

Porn For Straight Girls: Belladonna Brings Us Filth And Animal Hoods

It’s time to take a moment and celebrate Belladonna’s return to porn. There’s a reason she tops Lux’s guide to watching porn while female, and why the site went into rapturous convulsions when she revealed she was coming back to us. The woman is a legend. Now, “Dick Sauce (Animal

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Porn For Straight Girls: Fake Cocks For Real Girls

Porn For Straight Girls: Fake Cocks For Real Girls

Have we talked about my love of strap-ons? No? See, I like watching lesbian sex, but I really like watching girls fuck other girls while wearing plastic cocks. And Nica Noelle has this totally covered with “Lesbian Adventures: Strap-On Specialists Vol. 2.” (I have never been able to find a

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Porn For Straight Girls: At Home With Joanna Angel

Porn For Straight Girls: At Home With Joanna Angel

Let’s just be clear: “Joanna Angel Exposed” is awesome. There’s pretty much no porn star’s home life I’d rather see than Joanna Angel’s. The woman, aside from being wildly hot, successful, and hilarious, has dated James Deen. Meaning that she probably has sex with him on a more-than-daily basis, and

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