Seeing Anissa Kate get all seductive and sinister in “Exchange Student 5″ got us thinking about all this gorgeous French pornstar has done for the industry thus far. Not only does she draw us in with her bodacious curves and sexy accent, she also introduces us to a wide world of Europorn we’ve long neglected. Anissa Kate: righter of wrongs.

It’d be easy to claim our lust for Justine stems from her gorgeous red mane, but really, we’ve seen her has a blonde before and she’s always an amazing force. She’s simultaneously adorable and nasty, cupping your cheek with one hand and slapping it with the other; Justine keeps us on our toes!

Despite being around for a few years, Jenna J. Ross doesn’t have that many movies under her belt, but she makes such a strong impression in every scene that she’s quickly become one of porn’s favorite starlets. On our part, we haven’t been in love with a diastema like this since we first fell for Belladonna!

Is now the best time to look at Allie Haze’s filmography and pick our five favorite scenes? Will there ever be a “best time”? Should we have waited until after we saw her “Emmanuelle” debut? These are the anxieties that plague us; actually, these were the anxieties that did plague us, until we looked at Allie’s tight ass and drifted off into chillness.

The sight of Tom Byron worshipping at the altar of Julie Cash’s ass made us mighty jealous, and we decided we have to find a way to do the same. Unfortunately, we’re thousands of miles away from Julie (also we’re not pornstars) so we’ll have to worship from afar. This post is our face and her honor sits upon it!

She’s a San Francisco native, a night person, and just yesterday we saw her handle massive objects with her butt in “Anal Overload.” Jayden Lee is our kind of lady.

The sight of Rachel all slathered in oil got us thinking about this terrific Texan and all she’s done for our fantasies. Her height, mighty boobs, and confident swagger have placed her on the marketing fence between MILF and teen, but to us, she’s just Rachel: nasty, tasty, leggy, athletic, nasty Rachel. Did we mention she’s nasty? Like, Janet Jackson status.

By our count, Ana Foxxx is the least experienced pornstar to appear in one of Elegant Angel’s “Porn’s Top Black Models” films, and that alone is worth some serious props. She’s also received nominations from AVN and UrbanX–not bad for somebody who’s only been working that booty for about a year in the industry!

Phoenix motherfucking Marie, y’all: you know the name, you know the butt, you know the power contained in this mighty performer, and if you know what’s good for you, you will drop to your knees and worship her. It was painful to only pick five scenes for this woman, but we did it, and we think you’ll enjoy them (there’s even a full free scene waiting for you)!

She’s not just a pretty face and a tasty body; Adrianna Luna has been studying Muay Thai and Mixed Martial Arts for years upon years. She’s also a Penthouse Pet, NightMoves’s Best New Starlet, and an all-around amazing performer. Come, groove upon these spectacular scenes with us!

Seeing Zoey Holloway as the mom in “Homecoming”–more precisely, the hot mom who gives her daughter’s fiance a late-night handjob on the couch–got us thinking about how much we adore this woman. She’s marvelously MILFy and yet can fuck with the fury of a lady half her age!

Dani Daniels is one of those girls who showed up on the scene, grabbed everyone by their mental cohones, and skyrocketed to fame before our eyes. She’s got the eyes and cheekbones of a smoldering Eastern European seductress, the swagger of the girl next door, and the voice of an angel learning how to squirt for the very first time.

This might sound silly, but one of the things we like best about Bridgette B. is that you can always tell it’s her on the cover of a porn film, and the minute you see her golden Spanish complexion, bright blonde hair, and dangerously heavy jugs, you know that you’re going to see a top notch performance. She’s guaranteed to make you ‘gasm!

After we saw Sheena stuff that baseball bat in her asshole, we knew we had to dedicate one of these Friday Fives to her. We’re fascinated by the girl in general, and we think she’s a talented pornstar with a lot of admirable qualities, but for real, that ass bat pushed us over the edge. If Sheena wants to start a baseball team, we’ll invest in it.

Our love for Cindy Starfall is well-documented (don’t even try to act like we don’t have the paperwork to back it up), and even though she doesn’t have many movies under her belt, she’s already demonstrated her ability to fit many roles and fuck who- or whatever needs to be fucked. She’s not a tramp, she’s a trooper!

After admiring the marvelous teamwork in “Orgy Masters 2,” we realized that we’ve boned-up on every gal in the film except for the heart melting Maya Hills. We didn’t even know this Siberian sweetie is half-Eskimo (possibly Yupik)! It’s funny how much you miss when you’re paying attention to someone getting a dick stuffed in her backdoor.

We feel somewhat silly paying tribute to Remy LaCroix right now, knowing that she’s going to bust out more amazing scenes this year, but 2012 was a rollercoaster ride with this girl, and we’d like to share some of the moments that helped earn this young woman the AVN Award for Best New Starlet.

A little while ago, Lee Roy Myers tweeted this to the whole world: “If you are a pornographer & you aren’t putting @VerucaJames in your scenes, then you are a bad pornographer! #FavoriteNewPerformer.” That’s a strong endorsement from a serious porn director! And you know what? We agree wholeheartedly.

Anikka Albrite was nominated for four different AVN Awards this year, but she didn’t win any of them. No matter! We got to meet her in Vegas and we instantly fell in love, so we don’t care what those awards have to say. She’s a winner in our hearts.

Why Allie James? Why not? She’s not up for any awards for anything this year, but we don’t care. Frankly, we need a little pre-AEE detox; the only accolades we’ll be mentioning today are the ones we bestow upon Allie ourselves because we like her and her thin frame with her deceptively huge boobs.