Who will be the next hottie to host Fleshbot Friday at Headquarters, our monthly burlesque show? It’s Lux Suicide! Naturally, we can’t let you go to Fleshbot Friday without giving you a crash course on the special host, so you’re about to learn a little something about Lux here.

“Da Vinci’s Demons” is only an eight-episode mini-series, so we’re painfully aware that our days of watching Laura Haddock get naked and cavort with Leonardo are numbered. Still, we will study this woman, and we will relish every last moment with her, for they will be steeped in education.

Here’s a girl who’s equally welcome at our Fleshbot Friday burlesque shows as she is in the Vatican: Lea Lexis! She’s a megababe pornstar who’s been heating up screens on either side of the prime meridian since 2007, and today we’re going to dip our pans into her brain river and marvel at all the gold that comes up.

The lovely Penthouse Pet and all-around babe Krista Ayne is going to be our host for this month’s Fleshbot Friday at Headquarters, and whether or not you’re going (which we sincerely hope you are), you should get a whiff of this woman’s world. What if you cross paths someday? You ought to be well-versed in her works.

As we mentioned earlier today, we find it strange that Amanda Seyfried’s publicist wouldn’t let her go nude for Allure’s “Look Better Naked” issue when she’s already shown so much skin on film. Perhaps we’ll better understand this decision if we take a look at Amanda’s life and what she’s planning for the future. It couldn’t hurt to try!

Our fascination with Diana Prince started when we read an interview with her. Then we had to read another and another, until we became intoxicated by her sharpness and we found ourselves repeating her stories to friends who have zero interest in the adult industry. We figured you folk would find Diana Prince a lot more interesting than our (so-called) friends!

Last November, we got word that actress Sherlyn Chopra would be the first Indian woman to ever grace the cover of Playboy, and we’ve been waiting to see the results ever since. Rumor has it the cover will soon be released internationally, but since we can’t wait any longer to satisfy our Chopra craving, we’re going to spend some time learning about (and ogling) this hot Hyderabadi.

Just because it’s Kelly Shibari Week doesn’t mean that Kelly Shibari gets to have all of the Kelly Shibari-related fun. We want to participate, too! And so, for those of you who’d like to learn a little more about our illustrious guest editor, we offer this simple Field Guide showcasing special moments in this special lady’s life.

It’s not hard to figure out why we’ve grown attached to Shiri Appleby. Not only does she play the mellowest and most down-to-Earth character on “Girls,” but she’s also frequently naked on the show and isn’t afraid to put that Adam guy in his place. And then, of course, there’s the whole matter of that alleged naked photo of her that leaked recently. Things like that make us feel close to celebrities, is that creepy?

After posting a couple pics of the spectacularly busty Leanne Crow, a kind soul from the big boob haven known as SCORE reached out to us and said, “If you like Leanne, then check out Sha Rizel!” Tongues hit the floor, jaws had to be wired closed, pants desperately needed both washing and restitching; we’re hoping you’ll feel the same about sweet Sha.

Earlier today, a porn director texted us with a picture of a pretty young lass with short black hair, piercings, tats, and a sweet expression on her face. “Any idea who this is?” he asked us. We indeed had an idea. It was Nikki Hearts! We met her in Las Vegas during AEE, and there’s no way we’re forgetting a babe like this.

Who’s that hottie on “Banshee”? We realize there are a few of them (since that’s a Cinemax show), but we’re only talking about one in particular. You know, she who plays Carrie, she has a tortured romance with the protagonist, and even though she’s never been naked on screen before, she shows up nearly every week with a new sex scene steamier than the last. Ivana Milicevic, that’s her name!

Jodi Taylor hasn’t been in the adult industry for very long, but she’s managed to capture our hearts lickety-split. How did she do it? Are we suckers for redheads? Yes, but we don’t give ourself to any ol’ dame with a fiery mane. This Jodi is a special lady, and we think you’ll agree with us–if not now, then as soon as you watch some of her films.

Here’s a little thing you might not know about us: we have a huge crush on Shanola Hampton. We’re big fans of “Shameless,” and she’s a major reason why. Not only does Shanola bring the nudity week after week, but she does so with levity, comedy, and energy that makes us break out in smiles. And yet, we’ve never stopped to study the woman; that changes now.

We don’t usually write Field Guides about the burlesque dancers who perform at Fleshbot Friday, but it’s not everyday that a sexy siren of the stage shows up topless on “House of Cards.” Many props are due to Hazel Honeysuckle, and some butt kissing will be in order, but not before we learn about this multi-talented artist who’s part tree, part flower, and all woman.

It looks like Mia Malkova is the latest lady to earn herself an eponymously-titled Mason-directed Elegant Angel film. (Congrats to her!) Naturally, we can’t let this slide without taking a closer look at who Mia Malkova is. That’s just how we do. If Mason thinks she’s got the stuff to hold down five scenes by her lonesome, then she’s obviously something special.

We’ve spent a lot of time looking at AVN-nominated starlets and MILFs recently, but today we’re going to switch it up and spend some quality time with a legend. A couple of weeks ago, AVN inducted a fresh batch of ballers into their Hall of Fame, and Ashley Blue was on that list. What has she done to deserve such an honor? We’re about to find out!

Continuing our exploration of XBIZ and AVN nominees (and tasty pornstars who only have first names), we’re spending some quality time with the ravishing Raylene. She’s up for four XBIZ awards and three AVN awards, and you better believe that both organizations put her on their respective MILF lists. Homegirl is clearly a wild cougar.

We’ve spent the past three weeks looking at different ladies who have been nominated for Best New Starlet, so it’s about time we flipped the script and looked at the other end of the age spectrum. Deauxma has been nominated for XBIZ’s Best Actress in an All-Girl Release as well as AVN’s MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year, but we know very little about her–we don’t even know how to properly pronounce her name!

The list of AVN Awards nominees came out recently, and although their Best New Starlet list looks pretty similar to XBIZ’s, there was one new name that stuck out. She might not be what you first think of when you think of porn starlets, but she’s sassy, sexy, and has HH-cup boobs that can knock you out cold. She’s Siri, and no, her name has nothing to do with the iPhone.