Doesn't matter if you're having the single greatest day in all of human history or one of those days when you can't even find a reason to get out of your bed, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Happy, sad, upset, angry, completely neutral, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Yep, a nude Erika Albonetti is one of those things everyone needs.
You ever stop to think about the fact that as we get older we stop playing pretend? We never use a towel as a cape anymore, never roller skate in the house imagining we're at a disco, and we never fill the bathtub with a bit of water while showering and act like we're on a submarine that's been hit. The days of pretending are long gone, but after seeing Paige Marie Evans in all kinds of outfits, you might want to start up again.
Oh, Heidi Klum, why must you do this to us? Why? Why must you drive us so crazy with your fantastic boobs and killer stomach? Why? Why? Well, I think we actually know the answer (because your boobs are amazing and we don't know how we'd survive without them), but still WHY?!?!
We all have something that always makes us happy. No matter our mood or what's going on, there are a few things that bring a smile to our faces. Be it a funny movie, a good friend to talk to, or Doutzen Kroes in bikini, happiness is right around the corner when those magical treats are near. Personally, I'd skip the movie and dump the friend for Doutzen Kroes in a bikini.
So, I feel like I'm supposed to be all clever and witty, but Ariel Winter working out is just hot. And I don't mean "just" as a negative thing, more like it is what we thought it would be, what we hoped it would be, and what we know it is. Ariel Winter working out is just hot.
It's very important one never judge a book by it's cover. Sure, we may judge wine by the label and movies by the actors, but judging books by covers is a no-no. It's really the same with people, but there are certain times when you can go ahead and make a prediction based on sight alone. I mean, Jocelyn Binder is pretty damn hot in lingerie, one can imagine she's pretty hot out of lingerie.
I'm not saying that Stella Maxwell's nipple wouldn't be sexy if was making a special appearance anywhere else, but there is just something extra hot about it being on Instagram. Once again, it's a reminder that it's impossible to say that something as beautiful as Stella Maxwell's nipple is offensive.
Wait, wait, wait... are you telling me that Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev are not only BFFs, but they are in fact such great friends they match bikinis?!? Guess that means that they are SBFFs, Sexy Best Friends Forever. Seriously, we might all be dead because this is a match made in heaven.
You know how sometimes you can tell what kind of year it's going to be in the first few weeks? If you get a promotion at work right off the bat, then you know it's going to be a good year, but if you stub your toe repeatedly on different objects for a week, you know the year is going to suck. I'm starting to wonder if this will be the year of Lady Gaga's ass.
It must be nice to be one of those people who look great in anything. Wear any color, any style, any kind of clothing they want and somehow still look amazing. Yes, that is a bit of jealousy you hear in my voice because I'm not one of those people. I can't be like Clare Richards and just wear anything or nothing and look amazing.
Your initials are probably something you don't spend that much time thinking about unless they spell something funny like A.S.S. or W.E.T. But for some people, the initials are almost as important as the name. At least we think that's the case because we all know someone who has the same first and last initial. Whether it's on purpose or not, one thing we know for sure is there are quite a few hotties out there with the same first and last initial, so let's count them down.
They always say it's darkest before dawn, but I don't know if I buy that. Before dawn, the rays of the sun are starting to creep up and there is some light in the sky. If you ask me, it's darkest before Emmanuelle Chriqui puts on a bikini because once she does, the whole world becomes bright as day.
If watching Shanina Shaik dancing around in yellow undies doesn't make you smile, then you have a lump of coal where your heart should be. Shanina Shaik and her incredible body have me grinning from ear to ear and will no doubt put an extra kick in my step. I won't know about that kick in my step until later because I'm glued to my chair right now watching this Shanina Shaik video.
Well, once again we find ourselves at the mercy of cute emojis instead of boobs. No doubt this topless-ish pic of Lily Rose Depp was posted on one of the social media sites that frowns upon the beauty that is the boobie, but at least Lily Rose Depp didn't have to put a cute animal over her ass cheeks.
There are so many things to love about LOVE Advent that one doesn't even know where to begin. So, let's just start by loving what's right in front of our faces: Paris Hilton and her awesome cleavage. Her cleavage is so awesome we'll be loving it for days.
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