Lily Allen Looks Almost Overdressed in a Bikini
Jul 31, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Lily Allen Looks Almost Overdressed in a Bikini

I'm so used to catching the unintendedly exposed body part from singer Lily Allen that finding her in a bikini is almost a disappointment. I said almost, because any chance to ogle at this cute young thing is an opportunity that is not to be missed...in your pants.

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Diane Kruger In Tights and Loose Top Is Kute
Jul 31, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Diane Kruger In Tights and Loose Top Is Kute

It's been too long since I've seen Diane Kruger, my favorite German model turned actress, at least the only one I can think of right now. I have a bad memory, which is why there must be constant visual reminders or it's out of sight out of mind, and I'm out of my mind hot for Diane in tights.

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Jessica Alba Heats Up the Cover of Maxim
Jul 31, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Jessica Alba Heats Up the Cover of Maxim

First, Maxim is still publishing? Good. Secondly, Jessica Alba still warrants a cover? Better. She looks hot and all hot women should be photographed for distribution among all media channels. That's just one asshole's opinion. My asshole's. It's always coming up with something.

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Miranda Kerr Is Obsessed With Pants
Jul 31, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Miranda Kerr Is Obsessed With Pants

Miranda Kerr likes pants, specifically her jeans, some brand with a numeral for a name that I immediately forgot after she breathless sighed it like exhaling after a sweet orgasm. I think she may have a fetish, like a really weird one, where she only gets off when filmed topless for a 30-second spot wearing only the tightest of tight jeans and then being paid with a wheelbarrow of money. Funny, I have the same kink.

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Hey, You Guys Wanna See Christina Aguilera's Vagina?
Jul 31, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Hey, You Guys Wanna See Christina Aguilera's Vagina?

Christina Aguilera's vagina was trending on social media thanks to this pic.

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Jessica Impiazzi and Naked Boobs Makes a Great Combo
Jul 31, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Jessica Impiazzi and Naked Boobs Makes a Great Combo

Who is Jessica Impiazzi? More important is what is Jessica Impiazzi? She's a woman, and she's got some heavy hitters that she is only too happy to share with your good people. ople.

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Miley Cyrus Can't Keep Her Hands Off Her Boobs
Jul 31, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Miley Cyrus Can't Keep Her Hands Off Her Boobs

If you had a pair of tits, assuming that you're a man and not a woman, but, again, if you had a pair of tits like Miley Cyrus sports you'd keep more than your eye on the prize, you'd put your hands all over that shit. Right? Right? Right.

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Sly Stallone's Wife, Jennifer Flavin, Flavorful in Super-Cleavage Shot
Jul 30, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Sly Stallone's Wife, Jennifer Flavin, Flavorful in Super-Cleavage Shot

Now we know where Sly Stallone got the inspiration for his megahit "Rocky," from wife Jennifer Flavin's massive mams. The fact that the former model was just a girl at the time of the first film doesn't change our opinion. Her breasts are so fine as to warp time and space.

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