Hey, remember when we took a look at Victor Lightworship’s beautiful bondage photography? Remember how you wanted to buy his book, “Strictly Bondage,” but it wasn’t in stores yet? Well now it is in stores! It’s big, long, sinister, and frankly, a lot more affordable than most coffee table books. (It’s also suitable for placement on whatever consensual human ottoman or nightstand you keep in your home!)

Who says that kids are the only ones who like to connect the dots and color with in the lines? Certainly not us–why, just the other day, we passed an afternoon with a very lovely Dora the Explorer activity book. But for those who wish that their coloring books were a little more, ahem, adult…well, allow us to present the Eroticolor Sexual Activity Book.

The Sootywell Project is a badass coffee table book from which all proceeds go to Beyond Blue, a depression and anxiety fighting non-profit in Australia. So what’s inside the book? A ton of people expressing, photographing, and discussing their inner most sexual desires and fantasies. Please, give it a moment or two of ogling.

Bye Bye, Miss American Pie is Mike Edison’s outrageous tale of an attractive female senator running for president who, much to her opponent’s delight, gets caught en flagrante with her illegal–but totally hot!–immigrant pool boy. She’s forced to go on television to apologize to the nation, but she has other ideas, and when she tells a stunned America, “I got mine, now get yours! You know you want it!” she inadvertently kindles a new American sexual revolution and launches the wildest campaign in history.

How To Get Laid Without Getting Screwed — that’s the premise of The Girl’s Guide To Depravity. As a freshly minted single gal navigating the now foreign 20-something meat market, as much as a “handbook” isn’t really my thing, I decided to keep an open mind to the suggestions held within. And despite any initial misgivings (number one: author Heather Rutman touted as the “female Tucker Max”), I’d always fancied myself a bit depraved. And getting laid? Well, I certainly could use some of that right about now. So, I began the search for bookish tidbits that might actually benefit me in the pursuit of real, live boning.

Friend of Fleshbot Judy McGuire has a brand new book out, and it’s chock full of sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll. Unfortunately, there was one list that the publisher deemed too hot to print–but lucky for you, we’ve got a copy of it right here. Take a gander at this list of lyrical love for fisting…and then go buy The Official Book of Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n’ Roll Lists and see what other awesomeness it has to offer.

Back in the 80s, famed photographer Barbara Nitke worked as a stills photographer on porn sets all around New York City. When she wasn’t busy shooting promo photos for her employers, she took the time to document the world around her in behind the scenes photos, interviews, and little notes on all the crazy things going on at her place of employment.

2011 saw an exultation of porn-related books, from memoirs to photo books to slim volumes of erotica and intrigue. True professionals that we are, we’ve assembled a list of some affordable and compelling reads for you to peruse and enjoy (and maybe learn from, too). We watch so much porn,

Not too long ago, the wonder that is John Waters put forth a simple proposition: in order to make books cool again, we should all instate a simple policy. If you go home with someone, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. In a show of solidarity with John

Though it’s not new (just, ahem, new to us), we feel we’d be remiss if we did not share these shots from Rankin’s Tuulitastic, a tribute to his gorgeous model wife Tuuli Shipster (and, we assume, the precursor to 2009′s Heidilicious). After all, beautiful pictures of boobs are forever. (That’s

Fans of our True Sex Stories are quite familiar with the adventures of The Sex Experiment (and if you’re not familiar yet, read up). Well, the true life adventures chronicled on the blog have inspired a work of erotic fiction, titled The Known Experiment. You can buy it on Amazon

We don’t care what you’re doing this December, but we bet it involves giving someone else presents. Did you know that both Phil Spector and Jimmy Buffett were born on December 25th? Weird, right? That’s as good a reason as any for buying your sweetheart a new vibrator! Of course,

Or Culo by Mazzucco, if you’re classy. We already got a peak at Nicole Scherzinger’s shot, but now more celebrity posteriors have leaked online. You can see Sarah McLachlan above…and then head over to The Nip Slip to gaze upon the rumps of Lady Gaga, Pamela Anderson, Leann Tweeden, Fergie

We look with jaundiced eye (we probably should get that checked) on sex instruction books. Do we really deserve to be that happy? etc. But “Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight!” puts us in a piledriver mood. Written and compiled by our friends Jamye Waxman and Emily

If you like beautiful famous ladies, beautifully shot by a talented photographer (and, ahem, sometimes naked!), then chances are good that you’ll be interested in Ellen von Unwerth’s “Fraulein,” a limited edition photo book that’s just been brought back into print. But hey, you don’t have to take our word

It’s been eons since we last checked in with sex expert, author, former cam girl, and retired erotic clown—but don’t think for a minute that it’s because our affection for her wild, sexy explorations and education has wavered one iota. No, we’re still besotted with the whipsmart vixen (who once

Most people know Harold Lloyd for his hilarious and death-defying silent film work, but he was also an avid photographer of the female form. Legendary ladies like Dixie Evans, Bettie Page, and Tura Satana posed for him, and now we have a fatty, delicious, (finally) paperback collection of these photos!

She’s a nun. But her boobs are showing. But she’s wielding a beautiful bouquet of flowers…and she’s wearing some crazy sexy latex thigh highs. We’re still not sure how to classify Ms. Noguerra—but since the book this photo is featured in runs $1000, we think it’s pretty safe to say

Cougars aren’t just fictional characters invented for porn movies, you know—they’re actual, factual people having actual, factual sex. And in the case of Liz Earls, documenting said sex in photos, and publishing them in a fancy book. Details has an interview with the lady behind Days of the Cougar…and Taschen