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Almost, Cara Delevingne’s Nipple, Almost

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:30:29 +0000

The time was right, Cara Delevingne. It's nighttime, you're with a posse, you're moving through a crowd, the photographer has the sharp angle on your cleavage, and your nipple would be right there except for the pasties on your boob. Almost, Cara. Almost.

Cobblestones + Heels = Helen Lasichanh’s Boob Slip

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 09 May 2013 18:30:03 +0000

Helen is Pharrel Williams's fiancee--we didn't know he was engaged, so congrats to them! Anyhow, it seems like a combination of high heels on slippery cobblestones caused Helen to trip; Pharrel helped her keep her balance, and the bodyguard helped, but we're pretty sure the bodyguard also caused her top to come loose and thus reveal her breast. The road to boob slips is paved with good intentions! Also cobblestones!

Whose Boobs Did Rihanna Instagram?

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:30:43 +0000

Wait, can we use Instagram as a verb? Anyway, Rihanna posted this photo to her Instagram account with the caption "I'm a fan of all my fans! They left the concert and went to #WERK #VIPtix #diamondsworldtour" but then took it down soon after. People saw the nipple piercing (which is beautiful) and then instantly assumed it was RiRi's. But we know better than that--we know there should've been a tattoo beneath those boobs!

“World’s Best Boobs” Doesn’t Quite Represent The Boobs Of The World

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:30:45 +0000

We're not saying these boobs aren't spectacular, we're just saying that they're mostly from America and the U.K. and 93% of them are white. What we need is a lad's mag that's willing to scour every inch of the Earth, climb to remote mountainside villages, and find the hidden breasts of legend.

Rebecca Hall: Business In The Front, Slutty On The Side

Jennie Gruber — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:30:21 +0000

Rebecca Hall doesn't mind the world seeing her wonderful boobs, so it's no wonder she figured she would choose an outfit for the Iron Man premier that covers her front and utterly failed to cover her sideboob. Or, utterly succeeds in showing her sideboob, if you wanna think positive thoughts. Also by covers her front, we mean plunging neckline.

Michelle Marsh Speaks Through G-Cups And Gestures

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:30:01 +0000

We're fascinated by this photo, not only because of Michelle's massive breasts (which are actually F-cups, sorry), but also by her facial expression and curiously posed fingers. We want to understand you, Michelle. What do you want? Sunglasses? We bet that's the international sign for "Put sunglasses in my hands now, please."

Ask Yourself: Do “I Love Small Tits”?

Gram Ponante — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 21:00:12 +0000

It is nice that porn-watching can still be a journey of discovery.

Our Blouse Is A Very, Very, Very Down Blouse

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:30:52 +0000

Actually, it's not our blouse, it's Jennie Garth's (you probably remember her as Kelly Taylor on "90210"), but we feel like we have a stake in it now. We're like prospectors coming across a fine couple of mountains, finding gold in the valley between them, and laying our claim to the territory.

Familiarity Breeds Affection With Alex Chance

Gram Ponante — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:00:35 +0000

She squeezes her boobs together, tosses them this way and that, licks tiny nipples, but looks approachable, like the woman this morning at Peet's Coffee (I just realized she reminds me of the friendly cashier at the Peet's in my old neighborhood).

Zosia Mamet Opens Up (Her Dress) To Jimmy Fallon

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:30:21 +0000

We've never seen Zosia Mamet's boobs on "Girls"--we got close that one time with the oral sex and Zosia's pretty bra, but that was it--but now that her character has a boyfriend, we wonder if Zosia will let it all hang out. If the dress she wore on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" is any indication, the chances look very good.

Joanna Krupa Gives Us A Heaping Helping Of Sideboob

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:30:58 +0000

Damn, the last time we saw Joanna Krupa's rad bod was in 2012--November of 2012. What has she been doing? Where have the cameras been? What happened to the gnomes we hired to record Krupa's every beach excursion? We're happy that this exquisite side view of her breastness showed up, but still, we need to get our money back.

We’d Like You Even If You Didn’t Have “Wet Tits”

Gram Ponante — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 22:00:53 +0000

This movie should have been called "Women with Large Breasts Whose Breasts Are Temporarily Moistened Prior to Fucking, And Then Forgotten About."

Graciella Carvalho Is Proud Of Her Titty Tanlines

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 17:30:08 +0000

With those huge boobs and fierce round areolae popping through her thin white shirt, Graciella reminds us of a butterfly who has bird eye patterns on her wings to scare off large predators. The unique bikini-born angle of her tanlines makes those boobs look like angry eyes--what a great way to prevent people from staring!

These Boobs Forever Belong To Lady Gaga

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:00:32 +0000

This little monster thinks she’s getting her hero’s autograph, but little does she know that Lady Gaga has claimed those breasts for all eternity. What will she do with that extra (big and bouncy) rack? We haven’t a clue. Ten bucks says they show up as part of a dress,

Kim Kardashian Opens The Window To Her Soul Cleavage

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:30:46 +0000

We have three theories about this dress and how it got to be on Kim Kardashian's body. Theory 1: This dress is Kim's tribute to Powergirl. Theory 2: This is Kim's tribute to the Large Hadron Collider; she's honoring the observance of the Higgs boson by showing us the spot where her breasts collide. Theory 3: Kanye chose this dress for her (it happens).

Let’s Calculate How Much Cleavage Sofia Vergara Is Showing

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:30:57 +0000

At first glance, we say she's showing at least three quarters of each breast, but if we're going to be precise about it--which we're obviously doing because precision is everything--then she's really showing slightly less than that. Let's say we're looking at five eighths of each titty. If you want to be a real stickler, say seven twelfths. The point is: hella cleavage.

Have Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobs Grown Larger?

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:00:39 +0000

Maybe it's just the shadow of her tits on the wall, or maybe we're going through a particularly virulent bout of wishful thinking today, but we think Emily Ratajkowski's boobs are looking notably heavier and heftier than usual. Fortunately for us, we have many other pictures of her breasts to compare these to. That's called being prepared.

Why Don’t American TV Telethons Feature Stripping?

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:30:09 +0000

In today's edition of "Why Don't American ___ Involve ___?" we're complaining about the lack of nudity in our fine country's fundraisers. Chileans get to see their celebrities compete in nipple-tassel flashing contests in order to raise money for something or other, and what do we get? Reality Stars on Ice? Jon Voight dancing with the guys from Chabad House?

Foiled Again By Katy Perry’s Pasties

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:30:20 +0000

We were so close! Everything was perfect: the lights were bright, the dress was translucent, the bra was taken out by a hitman weeks ago, and there was a camera standing by to take a picture at chest level. Then Katy went ahead and put pasties on her nipples. You know what the ironic part is? Those pasties are nipple-colored.

Katie Price’s Knockers Turn Tanktops Translucent

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 17:30:22 +0000

It's one thing when bralessness and a strong camera flash turn an otherwise opaque piece of clothing into a boob window, but it's a whole other thing when one's breasts stretch clothing until the fabric goes thin and clear. Such are the fierce boobs of Katie Price. Did you know that she reduced her implant size in 2007?