We’re down! If by “tap” you mean “touch,” and “dance” you mean “ourselves”.
Remember this gal? It’s the babe we saw hanging out topless in the fridge at that Whores N’ Gold party! Her name is Xochitl (it means flower, but we immediately thought of that brand of tortilla chips) and Igor says she’s “beautiful and sort of nuts and really awesome.”
‘Kay, we’re not sure how much luck a single penny can bring you. But a gaggle of babes? That shit’s quantified.
Jodie Marsh is an undeniable bombshell, and we’ve been familiar with her work for quite some time, but we’ve never felt closer to her than we do now. “I’ve been celibate for the best part of two years now,” she tells Zoo, adding with no shame, “and my dildo is totally worn out.” Girl, tell us all about it.
It feels like only yesterday we were hearing about this newcomer Beth Humphreys and ogling her huge tits alongside other fresh faces. Now look at her! She’s introducing new name into the lad’s mag circuit–better yet, she’s licking the new talent to see how they taste.
We may not all be shareholders of Tumblr (drat!), but these babes have us feelin’ pretty rich.
What’s the difference between a lad’s mag model and a topless fashion model? Nothing! If you were looking for a punchline, there isn’t one; there’s nothing but gorgeous lad’s mag regulars strutting their stuff with a different style for i-D magazine. It’s a refreshing way to ogle Rosie Jones, Lacey Banghard, Sabine Jemeljanova, and others!
From soap star to British Voice contestant, Alice Barlow is proving to be a double threat, which may explain why she appears here in red and black panty sets. Honestly at first we thought she was two different girls, which goes to show you either Alice Barlow’s duality/versatility or something about dark colors and photoshop.