If you remember the advertisement Michael Bay did for Victoria’s Secret in 2010 (which you naturally do, because it was epic), you recall there being some motorcycles, knife throwing, desert strutting, helicopters, and finally a big explosion. His latest video has a sweet looking Lamborghini Aventador, but that’s about it.

Having trouble with your Christmas shopping? Looking for something special for that special someone? Agent Provocateur invites you to slap on some of their racy lingerie and take naughty Polaroids of yourself in the supply closet! Ironically, we bet Polaroid film is more expensive than that fancy underwear.

What does Lady Gaga want from her perfume? “I wanted it to smell slutty, to be totally honest,” she said. Hence the advertisement with a bunch of miniature dudes climbing all over her naked body.

Well this is different. Jane Pain, a luxury lingerie brand from Spain, recently put out two-page ads featuring models wearing underwear that doesn’t cover up their naughty bits, but all nipples have been removed from the pictures and their nether regions rest right where the page folds, so you can’t actually see anything. The ad’s slogan is, “What you can’t see is all you want to see.” Brilliant stuff!

We thought that nothing would be able to pull our thoughts away from Bar Refaeli jiggling around the tennis court, swinging her racket, and picking her panties out of her butt, but damn, the guy doing the voiceover for this commercial is really messing with our brains. It sounds like he’s trying to pull a funky “Flight of the Conchords” thing, and as much as we love that show, we don’t love this application.

It’s called Smut Clothing for crying out loud; you can’t have your vaguely-attractive neighbor who majored in drama try to advertise this for you. There are rules and regulations, you know? The only way to push this stuff properly is if you get an artisan-crafted redhead like Fawnya Frolic to thrust her ass at the camera and then maybe put on some Smut brand panties.

Guys have a hard time figuring out how to package their junk; sure, there are some comfy choices, but in terms of showing off, we never know what’s going to get the best reaction. Fortunately, international supermodel Bar Refaeli is here to tell us that if we wear hear line of undies, then we will have gorgeous women in our houses, bathing in our tubs, missing us dearly.

What’s that? You’ve never heard of topless sunbathing season? Well, it’s a lot like bikini season…only way, way more fun.

We don’t need to tell you that this is an American Apparel ad, but we do need to tell you that we wish we had this model’s nipples. Yes, if we had really pretty and pink nipples like Louise here does, we’d definitely name one of them Chiffon. The other one would be something like Tulle.

So your band wants to promote their new album, and you don’t know how. What do you do? Well, you’re not allowed to film your friends playing epic games of tetherball and musical chairs while completely naked because then we’ll be like, “Yo! You copying Dirty Deeds? That’s a bad look, and their videos were so fucking cool already.”

Check this out! All the pics and vids that every girl doesn’t want anybody to see. Hacked profiles of hot ebony girls. They’re going to be pissed!

What are these ads trying to tell us? Did this vintage boutique go back in time and steal the clothing off the backs of attractive young people from the ’60s and ’70s? Does that mean their prices are low?

Years ago, American Apparel made headlines when they ran an ad featuring Sasha Grey revealing a bit of pubic hair (and more than a bit of boobs). Surprising, then, that this ad–which, if we’re not mistaken, showcases a model revealing a section of her hairless ladybits–has gone relatively unnoticed by the press.

Well, apparently one can withstand the force of a rubber mallet, and one cannot. After a busty Ukrainian babe gets the old hammer-to-the-helmet treatment, her headwear remains solid and staunch, while, naturally, her breasts go bouncing all over the place. Although we certainly don’t condone the hitting of babes with

In these trying times, you may find yourself distracted by thoughts of politics or the economy or those interminable Republican debates. But American Apparel would like to calm your thoughts and remind you of what’s really important: the fact that you can totally see this girl’s nipples in this bra.

It’s the kind of affair where gorgeous women are clad in lingerie so fancy it twirls and whirls about the body, but without really covering up the best parts. Each lady looks like a living piece of art — and we all know the best art is the nude kind.

So sure, Lindsay Lohan’s pretty much given up her career as any sort of serious actress—and in a way, we suppose, that’s a little sad. But rather than lamenting lost opportunities, why don’t we look on the bright side: Lindsay Lohan has launched a fabulous new career as a sexy

And sure, the bra and panty set she’s wearing is nice and all too. But we’re having a hard time focusing on the clothes when they’re revealing something so gloriously amazing as this girl’s bountiful nipple. (American Apparel)

Free and quality usually aren’t associated well, but now they are and it rocks! Now there is plenty of free porn out there. But for the most part it sucks. It’s old, grainy, girls are ugly, cuts off the best parts, etc. Thank God www.pinktube.com came along and fixed that

During Mozambique’s Fashion Week, models stuck their boobs through beautifully painted glory holes and invited passersby to “touch to know if it’s real.” We’re not sure how this links to breast cancer, but we approve of any glory hole based advertising. We have a question for you: what is the