Speak of the devil — we were just talking about Mystique from X-Men, and as luck would have it, some tweeted photos of lady du jour Jennifer Lawrence ended up in front of our faces. She’s playing young Mystique in the upcoming X-Men film, and if we squint our eyes and turn up our knob for mutant-lust, we’ve got ourselves a real treat here.
If you have to wear pasties, why not wear pasties with glitter? Or smilie faces? Or phasers set to stun? Or the perioditc table of elements? Or matching pairs like Burt and Ernie? Coffee and Cream! Bush and Obama! Sonny and Cher! Milo and Otis!
So we’re not totally sure about the buoyancy properties of Ms. Alba’s ass, but all we know is if the sparkling blue waters about St. Barth’s started to close in around us, we’d grab for those shapely cheeks and hope for the best. And if it didn’t work out, hey, at least we slipped this mortal coil while in the midst of a booty grab.
No jokes! No belated April Fools! Danny Boyle’s newest film, “Trance,” stars Rosario Dawson as a hypnotherapist who, at one point, goes completely bare-ass naked. That’s not really the main thing her character does–she actually gets hired by a mob boss, and there begins the drama–but we’re obviously only fixated on the full frontal nudity.
Hey, good move, W magazine! She seems like one of the coolest movie star chicks out there, one with whom we definitely wouldn’t mind kickin’ back and drinkin’ a brewski. But that’s not to say we wouldn’t also like to see her in super short skirts and cleavage-baring tops. And when the two run twain? Even better.
The holidays are done but you’re probably still stewing about some fight you had with your mom over Christmas dinner. Same crap, different year. Have you considered posing naked with your mother in the pages of Soho Magazine? Lina Tejeiro and her MILF of a mom did it, and not only are they closer than ever before, but they also get to enjoy millions of compliments on their genetics.
That’s it. We’ve had the official ruling. The discussion is over. There will be no more conjecturing about prosthetics or complaining about how CGI nudity is going to cause the celebrity spank banks of the world to fail and fall apart. Leslie Mann sat down for an interview, talked about taking her tits out for “This Is 40,” and said, “It was my idea, it wasn’t Judd’s idea.”
And here we thought we had to wait until “This is 40″ hit theaters to check out Leslie Mann’s bod. Silly us! We always forget how productive and powerful the hive mind of horny hackers can be, but once again, they’ve delivered unto us a vision of booby beauty. Here’s a still from “This Is 40″ that clearly shows Leslie Mann’s nipple. The question remains: is it real?
Did you know that Sarah Hyland’s first role was as Howard Stern’s daughter in “Private Parts”? It’s her destiny to get dirtier and dirtier. These pictures – which feature clothes, because Sarah did NOT get the memo about this being a “post-clothes” era in time for this shoot – are just the beginning.
We tried to think of a clever way to phrase this–or at least a clever title for the post–but we honestly can’t. There’s no way to jazz up our first glimpses of a totally naked Helen Hunt, and any attempts to do so feel disrespectful to Helen and this magical moment that we’re experiencing with her. So stop reading and start clicking and look at this gorgeous actor giving her whole body to the role.
We have to admit, we’re a bit upset by the dearth of TV nudity from last night, but we want you to know that we’re always going to have tasty fresh celebrity sexiness for you on Monday morning. We’re here for you; more importantly, Jena Malone is here for you, and she’s topless.
Sylvia Kristel, the original “Emmanuelle,” passed away in her sleep last night at the age of sixty. The world has lost an erotic icon–not to mention a mother, a lover, and an artist of many media–but her impact will always be felt, and her movies remain some of the greatest pieces of softcore cinema of all time.
Ladies and gentlemen, Showtime is coming out with a TV show that sounds absolutely amazing: it’s called “Masters of Sex,” it’s about human sexuality pioneers William H. Masters and Virginia E. Johnson, and Lizzy Caplan plays Johnson. Nudity has been confirmed. We’re not saying “maybe there’ll be some tits,” or “gosh, we hope that Lizzy is wearing a nice bra.” We’re saying there are people who have already seen her body in this show, and no, they’re not time travelers.
We’ve seen Helen Flanagan’s panties before, and we’ve even had a peek at her nipple in the past, but these pictures of Helen wearing a white bikini are easily the most exciting pictures we’ve ever seen of this busty British bombshell. It’s not like the bikini is unusually skimpy or revealing, it’s just it fits her so gosh darn well.
“Magic Mike” hits theaters on June 29th, but there have already been a bunch of early reports that Olivia Munn has multiple nude scenes in this film. How exciting! Think about it, friends: in a matter of days, we’ll be seeing that marvelous Munn body–not a body double, not a CG chest, but the real deal. It’s a wonderful time to be alive, isn’t it?
One of the rarer boobs to be found in the wild, we’re pleased to see rock’n'roll Taylor sporting this unorthodox angle. Unorthodox is her middle name! Our only question is… what’s with the pants?
We’d been waiting for hard evidence of Jennifer’s alleged toplessness from the new film Wanderlust, and we’ve (sort of) got it. However it’s second-degree toplessness, coming to us by way of a blurred “news report” on a group of disgruntled flashers.
That’s not weird, is it? We figure everybody on Earth has a crush on Alison Brie in some form or another, and we bet there’s a significant amount of people who envision themselves as whatever Alison happens to be eating at the moment. Similarly, there must be people who want to be her bikini, her mascara, or her high heels.
She’s known for being a bit wild on the show as a lesbian cheerleader with an attitude, but it looks like her naughty streak extends into real life as well. In a competition on
Dude Spike TV, she pole danced as a smutty schoolgirl with a grand boob-flashing finale.
We’ve been eagerly following the TV sexual progress of Girls’ “it-ain’t-an-episode-if-there-ain’t-boobs” proprietess Lena Dunham, and she’s come a long way from her first awkward anal encounter. Now she’s taking the plunge into ass-land all on her own!