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Lick Nylons Tastes Like Chicken (But Looks Even Better)

Bringing the delicious taste of girl-girl pantyhose action to a monitor near you, Lick Nylons looks like your average garden variety porn paysite template–only one that’s been filled with hardcore content that actually looks pretty fucking hot instead of pretty fucking not hot, especially if you like the ladies in

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Just when our heads are about to explode in the not-sexy way with Palin porn overload, there’s something comforting and even sane about Susie Bright’s take on why looking closely at Palin and sex actually matters. Oh, and we got a good giggle out of Bright’s reporting on the current

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Sarah Javin Fisher Takes A Tasty Self-Portrait

Forget about the MySpace angles of today’s camgirls-come-lately: the true art of the nude self-portrait isn’t lost on photographer Sarah Javin Fisher, who manages to take extremely sexy photos of herself that look like she’s not the only one in the room. They’re creative, polished, and practically wankable in their

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Bookkake: Where Sticky Pages Are Part Of The Fun

And speaking of books (if not testicles), the brand new Bookkake is such a good idea that we’re paddling ourselves with our copy of “Porn 101″ for not thinking of it first. But we’re glad someone did: It’s an online sex bookshop, and a damn dirty one too. We just

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Hedony Design Masters The Subtle Art Of Product Photography

It’s not enough that the stunning fetish fashion collections at Hedony Design are imaginative, unusual, do things with latex we’d never imagined, and look super-sexy. And it’s not just that they’re nippletastic across the board, with many designs leaving a breast or two exposed as part of the design. No,

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Our infatuation with Miss Kittie Klaw began years ago, but just got a fresh boost with her superb (and ginormous) article for the Independent about sexual fetishes. Then again, just ogling Miss Klaw is enough to make us sit up and bark for more. (independent.co.uk)

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SexiestParty Judges The Election Via Erections

It seems like every time an election rolls around someone ponders the sexiness of Democrats versus Republicans, sometimes with pretty entertaining (or more often, pretty tired) results. Now Red State and Blue State citizens alike can battle out their own version of “Hot or Not?” on the newly launched SexiestParty.com,

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Whore Doors and Dirty Birdies: The Art of Ken Keirns

Painter, illustrator and sculptor Ken Keirns has a bio that’s as good as they get, including such nuggets as “He has always wanted to be an artist, except for that short-lived stunt man period when he was nine.” We’re glad that he ended up being what he (mostly) wanted to

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Diesel Knows It’s Better To Travel

We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their “Dirty Thirty” ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won’t be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed. . . . • Diesel XXX Amsterdam

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We may be a few days behind in catching up on worldwide sex-related death news stories, but we’d be remiss if we didn’t remind you to be careful where you have sex–that is, unless you want to end up like the South African couple who were killed by a train

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Fetish Muse: KumiMonster Gets (Even More) Personal

We’ve had a serious crush on fetish pinup goddess KumiMonster for years now, and have been known to spontaneously erupt into giddy squeals of lustful glee whenever we stumble across her bald and/or bewigged deliciousness during our online travels. (Seriously–just ask our interns.) There’s just something about her that makes

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The Guardian UK looked at the sexual allure of cars this weekend with a piece by the author of “Cars: Freedom, Style, Sex, Power, Motion, Colour, Everything”–complete with references to the smell of leather and hot oil and a list of “The 10 sexiest cars ever”, not a single one

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Deeper Inside Carlos Batts (And April Flores Too)

We’re thankful for all the serious fap time we’ve spent with the fine work of artist and filmmaker Carlos Batts, whose “Kiss Attack” and “Voluptuous Life” left a lasting impression on our porn-addled brains (and some lasting stains on our porn-saturated couches, but that’s another story). So we really enjoyed

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A court ruled this week that a man who sodomized a sheep will not have to register as a sex offender because the sheep cannot be considered a victim of sexual assault under Michigan law. We hope that after the injured livestock gets back on her feet she organizes a

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Naughti Gras 2008 Is Not Just About Boobs And Beads

It’s no secret that we’re big Mardi Gras fans here at Fleshbot Central, and when we heard that just before St. Louis’ own Mardi Gras celebration earlier this year there was a hyooge erotic art show and event called Naughti Gras to kick off the festivities, we were bummed that

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We may have to send our Fleshbot operatives in NYC out to the Lolita Bar this Sunday to witness what is sure to be a heated event: sex columnist, blogger, and actress Stephanie Sellars faces off against SF Bay Area Christian blogger and author of “Sexless in the City” Anna

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The Secrets of Mina: A Secret No More

When we first met French bondage model Mina a while back we thought we’d have to brush up on our French to get to know her better. But fortunately for us, the language of sassy alt-a-licious lust is universal–and that, along with Mina’s new site ( generous with the free

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We know as well as anyone that porn can’t “make” anyone do anything sex-related they didn’t already want to do, but when we read that “a 48-year-old woman with a stimulating electrode implanted in her right ventral thalamus started to compulsively self-stimulate” we realized that science was the final frontier

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Emmanuel Poncelet’s Lickable Nudes

We’ve never been totally clear on the distinction between porn and not-porn, especially when it comes to incredibly arousing photographs of insanely lovely, delightfully diverse, and happily naked girls. So since Belgian photographer Emmanuel Poncelet decidedly presents his work as not-porn, we’ll just have to take his word for it.

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Are the days of the free, public nudity of our favorite hippie Fleshbot Crush Object Sequoia Redd in jeopardy? Well, we think whoever’s telling her she’s not allowed to dance naked for the Tequesta Drum Circle and that “They probably won’t let you in if they recognize you. (…) as

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