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Porn Theatre Arson In Osaka

Sad news from Japan: An arsonist set fire to Osaka’s Cats Adult Video Theater early Wednesday morning, killing 15 people. (Apparently, such theaters are popular overnight resting spots for young people and for businessmen who miss their trains.) Police have arrested a 46-year-old man who admitted to setting the blaze–by

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Las Vegas Erotic Heritage Museum Loves A Good Opening

We’re frantically shopping last-minute airfares to Las Vegas so we can take in the grand opening of Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum this weekend: it will open this Saturday for artists, city officials, and critics with the official opening for the general public on Sunday. According to the org’s website,

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Sexy, Sexy Vibrator Gets Its Piece Of The Pie

Remember the Form 6 “vibrating massager” we reviewed back in March? Well, it’s more than just another purple thingamajig to shove inside your bodycaves–it’s also an award-winning piece of innovative design! The 2008 International Design Excellence Awards were just announced, and the Form 6 won a bronze medal … it

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Gisele Puts The "Ass" In "Acid Wash"

Gisele Puts The "Ass" In "Acid Wash"

Just when you thought even your third cousin once removed had finally gotten the 1985 memo entitled “Stop it with the acid wash, dumbass”, V Magazine is working to bring over-distressed, under-attractive denim back in style. And of course, they’ve brought out the big guns to make that happen: über-babe

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Every so often, one of our kind readers will point us to a completely random photo or movie still and ask us to help identify it–and while service is our middle name around these parts, we have to admit that this CGI rendering of a sexy alien reptile attack has

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Behold The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Again)

Behold The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Again)

We’re not sure that the woman featured on TrashleyDupre.com is really Ashley Dupre (“Superhooker!”)—and even if it is, we’re even less sure that she made the site’s “unbelievable” video explicitly for former governor Elliot Spitzer. (After all, it wouldn’t be the first time we were taken for a ride on

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Celebrity Nipplewatch&trade: Jo Champa Casts Her Spell

The beloved Fug Girls take semi-celebrity Jo Champa to task for her see-through outfit at the premiere of “Meet Dave”, hazarding a guess that the she really sells magic rugs for a living. (“If you buy two, you get a palm reading and a complimentary jar of medicinal leeches.”) But

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This Week In Digitally Altered Amateur Smut

When one of our lovely readers was kind enough to send us a link to some fairly hot but pretty standard amateur porn stills yesterday, we couldn’t quite figure out what was so special about them to merit an email. And then we noticed the disturbing bit of Photoshoppery going

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This Week In Bad Taste (And Timing)

Sure, there’s a lot to make fun of where the Great Alabama Sex Toy Brouhaha is concerned, but autoerotic asphyxiation isn’t one of them—contrary to whatever the person who made this YouTube video would have you believe. (Didn’t he ever watch that episode of “Six Feet Under”?) More importantly, the

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Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival Goes To … Madrid?

Heads up, international porn fans: the Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival (FICEB) will be taking place this weekend–though for reasons that are unclear to us, it will be held in Madrid. (¡Que loco!) Alas, with gas prices and airline tickets and the US dollar being what they are, we’re going

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Yes folks, the rumors are true: “A monument to the enema … has been unveiled … in the … Russian city of Zheleznovodsk.” Which may be all you need to know about that story (and all we can quote, given the bipolar disease affecting the Associated Press these days). The

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French AIDS Awareness Campaign Is As Stylish As You’d Expect It To Be

It appears that hyper-productive, hyper-talented artist James Jean has been burning the midnight oil again–this time in the service of AIDS awareness. Through superagency TBWAPARIS, he’s produced two sexy, inviting posters for the French activist group AIDES with the theme “Explore. Just protect yourself.” The images are pretty hot–think Hieronymous

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Spencer Tunick: Still With The Naked People

People do all kinds of funny things in their heads–math problems, hot mechanic fantasies, hearing strange voices–but what we love most of all is when they rationalize their burning desire to get buck naked in the service of art. Spencer Tunick is a master at encouraging grandmothers and other typically

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This Just In: Size Still Matters

So apparently there’s been yet another study on women and the penises they prefer (we’d post links to other surveys, but, you know, we’re lazy) and while there’s a lot of (ahem) wiggle room on the enjoyability scale, the schlong of choice among those polled was kind of big. (Then

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“Workin’ Hard”, Or Hardly Working?

When a friend drops by Fleshbot Central unexpectedly and we find ourselves having to tell them that that we’re unable to take a break to go grab a Frappuccino because we’re hard at work, we usually get one of four responses: 1. “I thought that was just a wrench in

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