For my last Porn For Straight Girls review (the column will continue, just not with me) I’m choosing to share with you the strangest movie I have, “She-Male Police 2,” and I have an ulterior motive. It’s a great piece of pornography. It’s also probably the last kind of smut

The ass can be the source of so much pleasure, and we want to honor that today with a round-up of rimjobs. If you’ve never tried it, we’d recommend you give it a shot. It might be exactly what you’re in the mood for. As equal opportunity rimmers (rimmists?) we

Remember how Bruce Willis and Demi Moore had a bunch of kids? And that some of those kids are not scream-queen Rumer? Well, another of the Willis-Moore clan, Scout Larue, did a photoshoot for fashion blog StyleLikeU, and she did it in some chaps. Now, many have noted these as

We have no idea what this Austrian television show is about (the title translates to “The Duster,” which could be really violent or really boring, as far as we can tell) but there’s sex, intrigue, and champagne, so it’s all good. And look, they have quiet mornings-after just like us!

Oh hey there Mellisa Clarke! We know you’ve already been featured in Front, but we’re glad to see you’ve re-enlisted just in time for a glittery fresh start to the new year. Is this how you get ready to go out on December 31? If so, we like it. Front

http://youtu.be/gjjF5yQmVw4 Everyone knows that the Pirelli calendar will be reliably sexy, and naked, but have you seen how the calendar is created? Well, feast your eyes on this video, which not only shows you Mario Sorrenti’s photography process, but also give us bonus footage of, among other things, Milla Jovovich

Marriage can get a little repetitive, or at least that’s what everyone tells us (we wouldn’t know, personally.) Obviously we’d advocate mixing it up in the sex arena first and foremost, maybe with the introduction of a video camera? That way you can feel self-conscious about how you’re fucking your

For a moment we got really excited and thought that E!’s Ashlan Gorse wasn’t wearing anything at all under her skirt, but it was just wishful thinking. Because that’s clearly nude (for her) fabric, but not genuine nudity. No early Christmas gift for us. Actually, Ashlan’s sporting a lot of

She’s got the lights, she’s got the cigars, and she’s got the feathery wings to top your tree with. Though none of those are guaranteed to be for you, unfortunately. Luckily, she’s willing to substitute for your Christmas tree. She’s got lights wrapped around her and everything! Actually, that would

This shoot, literally entitled “Primal,” for Schon Magazine, may not be the most subtle in driving the whole “woman as animal” point home. (Ahem, bridles.) The only actual animals here are dead, which makes Lorena seem even more magnetic and vibrant in contrast. Also, gold pasties! We’ve never encountered any

What’s the first thing you do when you get home from college? You have sex in your own bed, of course. It’s so nice to be back in that familiar fucking arena. The dorm beds just aren’t the same as your twin with Star Wars sheets. Or whatever you grew

Ever since that one scene in “Fast Times At Ridgemont High” (no, the other, non-bikini one) we’ve loved couch sex. Even though our own couch sex doesn’t end up with seeing Jennifer Jason Leigh naked. Still, it’s a great place to fuck if you’re lazy, impatient, or like to watch

I was at a disadvantage when I watched “This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX,” as I’ve never seen the original 1982 film (or the 2011 version, for that matter.) But that didn’t impede my enjoyment of this, which I’m quite sure was at least true to its inspiration’s campiness. There

It’s seriously brave to dare a sex act in a public place, even one as sheltered as a restroom (those walls echo, you know), so we applaud each and every one of these erotic adventurers. And they managed to film themselves? Even more impressive. If you can muster the courage

This should probably be entitled “What Color Are Your Barely Legal, Barely Visible Panties, New Disney Star Debby Ryan?” But that seemed a bit long to go right at the top, you know? We’d rather ease you in to all that information. She is eighteen, but she also may have

Yup, there’s some French babes, topless in bed together, smoking and being all Gallic-sexy, as you do when you’re a French woman in any French movie, pretty much ever. Or, come to think of it, many American movies. Actually, this is a television show. But you get our point. Any

Kelly’s inviting us (via ZooToday) to join her for bathtime, and we don’t mean in a rubber ducky kind of way. In a gawking-at-Kelly-Hall-covered-in-soap kind of way. Yeah, that way. You’re very welcome, we’re sure. We’re feeling a little possessive of our lad mag girls after the exit, stage right,

No, not the side of her that loves people dressed in fuzzy animal costumes, although we don’t purport to know the interior sexual longings of every naked girl we come across. Instead, Jules is featured in Citizen K strategically not covered by a series of plush fur coats. We especially

Because this couple is claiming that they’ve recorded The Best Doggystyle Fuck, and that’s a bold claim to make. We take this as a throwdown, a challenge of sorts, and an excuse to solicit opinions from our readers. So? Personally, we’ve seen more extreme, more erotic, and more exotic doggystyle

Ah, these grown-up Disney stars, with their rehab stays and exposed areolae. The Disney Channel is an unintentional minefield for potential hot messes with lots of cleavage, and we kind of love it. Scratch that, we really love it. So welcome, Demi, to this new tier in your club-mates’ lives!