Seka. Today’s birthday girl has a name that brings back a whole era all by itself – just saying it gives you, if you are of the right age, a whole world of pictures. Seka turns 55 today, which seems awfully young for someone who has been such a legend

This is what porn does to perception: Kristina Rose is 5’1″ and weighs 110 lbs., but she still keeps showing up in movies about giant asses. 34A-27-36 and 5’1″ might be good enough for Sir Mixalot, but we live in a modern world. How can you have an Ass for

What do you say about Jenna Jameson that hasn’t been said already, and probably more eloquently? Sure, happy birthday – it’s her 35th – but how about this: goodbye, Jenna, and Thanks. You always want to see more of a good thing, and Jenna is a very good thing indeed

Usually when you see someone as cute as Judy Star, you know exactly when and where it was, but I am having trouble remembering when I first saw her in a movie. That might be because she looks pretty much exactly the same as she used to, barring the occasional

Sharka Blue, today’s birthday girl, is a member of one of my favorite classes of porn stars: those whose porn names sound like they might also have been considering “supervillain” as a career choice. Just looking at Sharka, I could never imagine her in a fight with GI Joe, by

It is unfair of me, for many reasons, to think of 21-year-old birthday girl Claudia Downs as the Missy Monroe of the new millennium, but sometimes when I look at her I can’t help it. Unfair and also inaccurate, partly because Missy Monroe didn’t even get into porn until 2003,

It’s not often you find a starlet with such a severe case of nomenclatural schizophrenia as today’s birthday girl, Miss Bunny – also known as Venus Inferno and Juliette Alexander. Miss Bunny turns 30 today. Miss Bunny is light and fluffy, a hoppy, happy pleaser with – duh – bunny

When I picture today’s birthday girl, Vanessa Del Rio, I always get this cartoony Ralph Bakshi image, like an overblown caricature of a sensual Latina seductress. And then I go look at actual pictures of Vanessa, and I realize that porn’s first Latina superstar really is a caricature – a

Birthday Girl Annette Schwarz, who seems to update her own website, posts this as of March 2, 2009 on her blog: “I am available for purchase.” Oh, frabjous day! Apparently the rules about these things in Germany are different than they are here, but I think the German rules are

Birthday girl Laura Lion, who turns 26 today, does not have the most porn names of any adult performer I have ever seen, but she is not too far out of the lead. Laura, who was born in Litomerice in the Czech Republic, is also known as Lenka Lyons, Yvette

I looked and looked for some clever way to connect birthday girl Adrianna Nicole to interesting things – holidays, historical events – and got nowhere. I just kept seeing her naked and would totally space out. She shares her birthday with two Byzantine emperors, a king and queen of Naples,

Faith Leon stands 5’11″ tall—that is just barely under three inches for each of her 24 years (she turns 24 today, in case you hadn’t guessed that she was today’s birthday girl.) Her husband Marcos is 5’9″ tall, so she doesn’t exactly tower over him—unless you’re imagining her in a

Holly West looks so sweet and innocent, doesn’t she? You’d never guess she was turning 29 today – she could still be one of those “teens” you hear about so often. And yet there she is – taunting, beckoning, fresh-faced…it’s like she’s fresh out of – well, wherever hot teenagers

There should be a good, flattering, exciting word for delightfully small breasts – natural, small, firm and perky – like the ones on Kylie Richards, today’s birthday girl. Big boobs get all the linguistic attention. “Busty.” “Stacked.” “Bodacious” – the girls with the big boobs get all the love, but

Stormy Daniels has been in the news lately because of a possible Louisiana Senate bid, but maybe it’s time to simplify things a little and just say happy birthday to one of our favorite stars. It is a complex world, particularly now with all kinds of craziness rearing its head

It is hard to look at Carmen Hart, today’s birthday girl, and think about having sex with her. Actually, now that I think about it, it’s not that hard. It is distressingly easy. Distressing, I say, because of how gosh-darned cute and innocent she looks. Even when she’s naked or

As timeless as Nina Hartley seems to be, as much as she seems just as energetic and sexy as she was as a mere stripling of 25, she is still having a big birthday today. Remember your first Nina Hartley movie? You should. Mine was “Debbie Duz Dishes,” which is

Mackenzee Pierce‘s Myspace page says she’s only moments away from going to Disneyland and “getting fucked up legally!!!!” and her mood is Jubilant. If you hadn’t guessed, she turns 21 today. Aside from the possibility that the kind of up she is talking about getting fucked might not be legal

Often when I see a girl whose name starts with J, I feel like I should pronounce it as I was taught to do with Jana Cova, with a Y instead of J. Yana, see? And the effect is especially pronounced, so to speak, when it is a girl like

I like a girl who gives herself a name that tells you exactly what’s going on with her and what to expect. Take today’s Birthday Girl, Kaylee LoveCox, who celebrates her 22nd birthday today. I used to know a girl whose last name was May, and it was always confusing