When theater is good there is nothing better, and when it is bad there is nothing more interminable. You can shut a book, leave a movie, but the human bond of live performance, especially without the distortion and drinks creating a false sense of community at a music venue, is too intimate. Now add nudity and you’re venturing into new territory. Or not so new, as “Hard Times: The Adult Musical in 1970s New York City” (University of Chicago Press) by Elizabeth L. Wollman illustrates with its well-researched and fun-loving romp through an era where the fourth wall, among other things, was shattered.
Run-DMC made it clear, in their song “Peter Piper,” the vernacular use of bad: “Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good.” That lyric played in my head not once during the reading of BAD MARIE by Marcy Dermansky. But just to be clear, the Marie of the title is bad, not meaning good, but then that’s your moral hangup.
Take a few naked chicks and put them in an art gallery and you have something that generates oohs and ahs. Take those same naked chicks, doing the same nasty stuff that these babes are doing here, and you have yourself a profanity trail. It ain't right!
That's a rhetorical question or title, whatever. The answer is yes, as this is a very positive yes (not that there's anything such as a negative yes, to my knowledge at least, which, admittedly, is limited), for our naked girl in the woods eating watermelon is a tattooed hippie chick.
Don't be ashamed. Admit it. You love Miley Cyrus, but you lust plush animals, the furrier the better. What if I told you there was a place where your two fetishes intersected? No, you don't have to pay me. Consider it an act of kindness. Just remember to give me a reach around when you're done.
Lara Bingle can now add topless and bottomless beach model to her long list of accomplishments, which include fashion model, socialite, businesswoman, brand ambassador, fashion designer and television personality. The blonde 33-24-33 Australian beauty has 33-inches of heavenly joy that she has bared for all to see and worship.
Gigi Hadid did indeed, and in fact her Gigis are a thing of beauty, by which I mean her tits, of course. She grabs the pair for a fashion shoot and the camera captures it all. I'm not sure if this was done in the spur of the moment or just to make sure those nipples popped, as photographers like to see. Either way, pop they did, and so will you.
What makes a celebrity a celebrity? Many things, but I'm only interested in one thing, my thing, and my thing is only interested in Liv Tyler. Let me rephrase that: Liv Tyler in a bikini. Take a look. That's what makes a celebrity.
Don't make me choose between Jennifer Lopez's ass and Iggy Azalea's. It's a tough choice of booty-dimensions. There's no wrong answer, and both asses are so right. They're big, they're firm and they're asking for a spanking. At least that's what I hear. Do you hear what I hear?
Another day, another celebrity in a bikini, vacationing on a tropical island. This time it's our friend and yours Courteney Cox in Mexico, south of the border and hotter than a tamale in boiling oil, not that a tamale is cooked in boiling oil, I think, but I don't know. Look, I'm reaching here, okay?
Her name is Emily Evans, and she's a steampunk. Does that frighten you? Does the mixing up of modern and Victorian sensibilities fill you with a sense of disorientation? Good. That means you're in her carnal grip, and she's about to tighten the squeeze with a striptease that translates as hot in any era.
Superheroes, I'm sick of them. Men in tights is what I call them, with apologies to Mel Brooks. Who needs them? Little boys with inferiority complexes, you say? I say thee nay! They need to catch the gams of a garter-belted Deborah Ann Woll and they'll find themselves able to erect tall buildings in their pants.
The great outdoors is greater still when framing the fully nude body of women. That seems to be the feeling of Natural States Video, which offers a teaser of a few of its nature girls for our arousal. And aroused I am.
The overweight lover, Kelly Shibari, recently announced the official release of “PaddedKINK 1” and “PaddedKINK 2,” both ebook anthologies featuring plus-sized fetish erotica, which has been compiled from the weekly updated, Feminist Porn Award-winning site, PaddedKINK.
From the top of her blonde head to the toe of her leopard-print high-heeled fuck-me pumps and every bump in-between, Kristin Cavallari aims to please. When the Southern California girl landed on the New York City streets outside the "Good Morning America" studios, it was hard to miss her in the tight blue dress she wore.
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