Hard as it is to believe, 2014 is (almost) at an end. And that means it's time for one of our most favorite of all our annual rituals: the naming of our picks for Crush Objects of the Year (and the coveted number one Crush Object, too). Over the year, numerous ladies have titillated and turned us on, but only a cherished few have earned the honor of one of these ten top slots. So who wins this year?
True, Christmas has segued into Boxing Day, but there's still one Christmas gift we have yet to unwrap: the delightful Joanna Angel, whose December 25th birthday makes her the greatest Christmas gift the universe has every bestowed upon us. True XXX fans doubtless know all about this lovely lady, who's been blessing us with porno goodness for over a decade – but for those of you who don't have time to comb through over a decade worth of scenes, here's a few of our favorites, guaranteed to make your (post) Christmas celebration extra bright.
Yesterday we got the early Christmas gift (or regular time Chanuka gift, depending on your faith) of seeing Britt Robertson naked. Yes, "Ask Me Anything" offers a delicious glimpse of Britt's gorgeous goods. But – as frequently happens for us – getting a glimpse at what lies beneath beautiful Britt's clothing has made us want to go even deeper (and no, we don't just mean that in a pornographic way). Yes it's time to learn a little more about the life and times of this lovely young lady: so pull up a chair, get a nice fire going, and get ready to learn all about what makes this delightful young actress tick.
What a year it's been for Carmen Caliente! Though she's been in the industry for under a year, she's already been nominated for the AVN Awards Best New Starlet and earned the coveted slot of Trophy Girl at the 2015 AVN Awards (a slot known as a predictor of pretty great things – past Trophy Girls include such notable names as Bonnie Rotten, Brett Rossi, Nicole Aniston, Chanel Preston, Teal Conrad, Emily Austin and Rikki Six). In a sea of talent, Carmen's figure out how to stand out as one of the names (and bodies) to watch. And we'd like to take a moment to salute her success... and perv out on some of her hottest porn.
Canadian actress Olivia Cheng just made her nude debut in Netflix's "Marco Polo" – and after watching her kick ass, take names, and cut up three soldiers, all while totally naked, we're itching to know a good deal more about her.
Just two months ago, Digital Sin invited us to "Meet Aidra Fox," and boy, were we ever glad we did. The teenage hottie (whose Twitter profile identifies her as a "Neon Lolita" and "the reason your husband cheats") has an insatiable appetite for a whole host of sexual acts – and we're got a whole host of reasons to keep watching her get down and dirty.
Stacy Martin may have only come to our attention this year – but boy, did she ever come to our attention. One of the stars of Lars von Trier's "Nymphomaniac Vol 1," she appeared in nude scenes so hot they made Mr. Skin's top ten list for the year*. But who is Ms. Martin when she's not getting eaten out for the camera? It's time to investigate!
Earlier this week, Britain passed an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act, bringing VOD porn under the mandate of the British Board of Film Censors – and outlawing a whole lot of sex acts from appearing in British porn. Among the things you can't portray in hardcore UK action? Spanking, caning, aggressive whipping, penetration by any object "associated with violence," physical or verbal abuse (even consensual!), urolagnia (known as "water sports"), role-playing as non-adults, physical restraint, humiliation, female ejaculation, strangulation, facesitting, and fisting (we're exhausted just typing all that out!).
Twelve years ago, rapper MC Paul Barman crooned that "Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya" in "Cock Mobster," his ode to the legion of lovely women who grace our airwaves. And just this week, Lui Magazine reminded us that that sentiment is still quite true. But if you think this gorgeous French actress/model is nothing more than a hot body, gorgeous face, and one of the hottest Victoria's Secret Angels ever to don a pair of wings, well, think again. We've got the full scoop on what makes this beautiful woman tick – or at least a pun filled tour through her life story (basically the same thing, right?).
Normally we take this time to give you a break down of five hot scenes from one gorgeous girl (or woman, depending). But since it's that very thankful time of year, and we're feeling ever so grateful for the bounty of beautiful babes who make it their business to get busy on camera. Yes, there's a few special pornstars out there who we're feeling extra grateful for this year – and now's the time to let them know exactly how we feel.
Bleona Qereti - more commonly known as Bleona – recently made headlines after showing up at the AMAs in a seethrough dress that she (literally) had to be sewn in to. While that act of sartorial daring was enough to endear her to us for life, a bit of research reveals that Bleona's more than just a pretty face (and a rocking bod in an invisible dress). The talented singer, actress, and reality star has oft been referred to as "the Madonna of Albania" – and like Madonna, she really knows how to make an impression.
After a bit of a hiatus, Alexis Malone is back in porn (which, as we're sure you're aware, we're rather excited about). We are, of course, excited to explore (sexplore?) all her latest adventures (sexventures?) – but on the eve of her return to the adult industry, it seems appropriate to look back over her decade plus porn career and remember why, exactly, we fell in love with her in the first place. Get your helmets on and strap yourselves in, folks: we're going on a very erotic journey through the first decade of the twenty-first century (remember those days?).
We've been hearing the name Dakota Johnson tossed around the sexier parts of the internet for a while now (read: ever since she got cast as Anastasia Steele in the movie version of "Fifty Shades of Grey."). And last week, we were blessed with both the trailer for the (guaranteed to be terrible, but at least pretty sexy) film and some candid shots of a topless Dakota at the beach. And now that we've finally gotten to see those beautiful boobs, can you fault us for wanting to get to know her a little better?
Yesterday, Sarah Luvv confessed to us that she dreams of working with Asa Akira. And who can blame her? The 2013 Female Performer of the Year (who's been nominated for, and won, so many awards during her eye popping career that there's an entire Wikipedia page devoted just to that topic) is a fantastic performer... and director... and author... who, honestly, we frequently go to bed dreaming about. Over the years, we've spilled a great deal of ink (and, ahem, a few other fluids as well) waxing over how fantastic Asa is. What do you say we spill a bit more gushing over a few of her greatest scenes?
Earlier this year, the internet was rocked by what eventually came to be known as The Fappening – a massive hack that resulted in the release of hundreds of nude photos of a number of female celebrities. The flood of private celebrity photos into the public eye inspired a range of reactions. Some attacked the hackers for their gross breach of privacy; others blamed the women for their own victimization, offering that they'd never have been exposed to the public if they'd been proper enough to keep their naked bodies hidden from the lens of their cameras. And at least one woman found herself inspired to create an essay/art piece exploring the place that sexting holds in our culture – and put lie to the notion the nice girls and boys don't do it.
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