Since we’re trying to get into the holiday spirit today, let’s join those wacky troubadours The Wet Spots for a few choruses of the ultra-catchy instant classic “Fist Me This Christmas”, shall we? Sure beats listening to yet another rendition of “Carol of the Bells” or “The Nutcracker Suite” on

We all know what happens when you get two girls together with one cup (and if you don’t we’re not going to be the ones to tell you)—but have you ever seen what happens when you get two girls together in one booze closet? Trust us, the results are a

While we were sitting around last night eating bad Chinese takeout and watching “Project Runway”, thousands of UCLA students were outside running around in their underwear. Guess who probably had more fun? (laist.com)

Europorn maestro Viv Thomas wants to give you an iPod, and all you have to do is fill in the name of the model who you’ll see right here (plus get your name drawn out of a hat). We’d totally prefer winning the runner-up prize—a pair of Peaches‘ panties—but then,

Not only does Fleshbot crush object Dana DeArmond prove herself a worthy model of emulation for a crop of freshly minted porn starlets in the appropriately titled “Dana DeArmond’s Role Modeling”, she demonstrates that she is indeed a role model to us all by cohosting a release party this weekend

She might not have made it to tonight’s America’s Next Top Model finale thanks to Tyra and company being unable to decide whether she was a plus-size model or not, but that hasn’t stopped the curvalicious Sarah Hartshorne (aka “Vita Lightly”) from performing with burlesque troupe The Boston Babydolls this

In further proof that sex, as they say, sells, Penthouse Media Group has purchased ubiquitous personals service (and occasional Fleshbot sponsor) Adult Friend Finder for $500 million. Guess all those local girls who wanted to date us really were ponying up their membership fees every month! (news.yahoo.com – thanks K;

In case you didn’t get enough of a sneak peek the first two times we posted about it, Radar is giving you another look at photographer Michael Grecco’s “Naked Ambition”. Maybe it’s about time you just went out and bought the damn book already? (radaronline.com + amazon.com; more here and

Despite the fact that she was apparently a featured star at something called the “7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards” this past weekend, it took our addled brains a moment or two to remember who Megan Fox was and why we should be so interested in the fact that

Because finding hidden treasures is just a couple of clicks away … · Arika Foxx (bigboobsalert.com) · Bambi (morazzia.com) · Dasha (freeporn.hu) · Dorothy Black (theomegaproject.org) · Faye Valentine (yourdirtymind.com) · Gwen (aka Pia) (kindgirls.com) · JT (coolios.net) · Karen Hernandez (badgirlsblog.com) · Kee Onnapha (baberoad.com) · Lola (artinude.com) ·

DCypher reports: As a child, I listened with great interest to classic rock songs like “Voodoo Child” and “Purple Haze”, which gradually lead to freeing my mind as a teenager. So naturally I came to associate The Jimi Hendrix Experience with certain special feelings and wondered how the musical pioneer

Some people might call this collection of sexy fashion ads “controversial”; we simply look at them as prime examples of Fleshbot post fodder. (Except for that Jordache one, though we totally would have blogged about it had we been around in 1978.) (debonairmag.com)

Hello, Emilia Boshe. We’re glad to hear you’re putting your ginormous rack to better use than just covering it with baby oil … though really, if you change your mind and decide you don’t want to do anything else with it except cover it in baby oil, that’s fine with

DCypher reports: In the future all desires will be eliminated automatically, as soon as they arise. In fact, four out of five leading physicists (n)ever polled (do not) believe that by 2012 humanity will have raised their vibrational level to the point where they will live in what Buddhist scholars

The last time we visited Blockbuster, all we remember seeing on the shelves were a bunch of “Lord of the Rings” and Jim Carrey DVDs; guess if we had looked a little harder we would’ve seen those “Anal Latex Whores” too. Or maybe they just carry special interest titles like

In what may be the beginning of the end of the golden age of free porn video sharing sites, Vivid Entertainment has filed a lawsuit against the ever-creaky PornoTube and its parent company AEBN—and is seeking over $4.5 million in damages. Enjoy those Flesh Flicks while you still can, kids!

Were you under the impression that only the newest couples have the hottest sex? Think again, kids, because in today’s roundup of some of our favorite recent moments from the sex blog scene we peer through the windows at some longstanding couples who know how to make the sheets sizzle

How adorable are you, Lily Allen? Sure, your boozy compatriot Amy Winehouse might have gotten more love from the Grammy nominating committee this year, but there’s no doubt in our minds who we’d rather see serve us up a good old fashioned blink-and-you-miss-it nip slip shot. (Even if it’s not

Apparently, the New York Times thought enough of that study which claimed that lap dancers make more money while they’re having their periods that they named it one of the 70 most “curious, inspired, perplexing and sometimes outright illegal innovations of the past 12 months” in their annual Year in

Commie pinko pervs that we are, we were glad to see three of our very favorite things—porn, public radio, and subsidized healthcare—come together this weekend as NPR profiled Sharon Mitchell and the Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation. We also learned that Sharon will talk prospective talent out of a porn