The new live-action Beauty and the Beast raked in over $170 million in its opening weekend. It's really not all that surprising, as Disney knows how to tell the tale as old as time of a beauty falling in love with a Beast/Man who lives all alone in a castle with singing furniture. It's a story we can all relate to. In honor of the movie's success, we thought we'd celebrate by counting down the Top Ten Disney Hotties.
Yes, Ebonee Davis has wonderful boobs and Myla Dalbesio's boobs aren't bad either, but all the sniffing has me wondering what the hell is going on.
Some of you might not have known that yesterday was National Puppy Day, a day in which we celebrate puppies. But for us dog owners, like Katharine McPhee, every day we celebrate puppies. And just like Katharine McPhee we celebrate by filling our social media with pictures of furry friends. The only difference is when Katharine McPhee posts a dog pic, it's a whole hell of a lot sexier.
We all know that Joanna Krupa enjoys being topless. We have many, many, many photo spreads, random pics, and Instagram posts of her in various stages of undress. And it doesn't matter where she is. Joanna Krupa can be at home, the beach, or on vacation somewhere and before you know it, that top is off. I really don't have anything clever to say about it, I just really love pointing out that Joanna Krupa is topless a lot.
Being someone who never ventured off to warm, sunny, and bikini-filled climates during spring break, I never experienced the craziness of it all. But I have closed my eyes and dreamed of what it must have been like and apparently it's the same thing Alessandra Ambrosio thinks about when she closes her eyes. Yeah, in my head spring break is nothing more than Alessandra Ambrosio in a red bikini.
If I'm being honest here, and I'm always honest here, I've never heard of the band Unwritten Law. I guess they are a punk band out of somewhere in California. And while I'm sure they have a loyal fan base that is probably yelling at me right now because I can't name a single track from any of their albums, I think I'm going to go ahead and call myself a fan. You see, Cailin Russo is the daughter of the lead singer of Unwritten Law and she's pretty damn hot when topless so I think that's reason enough to love a band.
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
Nina Agdal has some pretty sweet boobs. And it doesn't matter if you are seeing them all at once, unobstructed and out in the open, or getting a little sideboob here, some underboob there, and piecing them together like the world's sexiest jigsaw puzzle - Nina Agdal has really awesome boobs.
There are some out there who might find this strange or believe that we are telling tales, but there was a time when even a movie rated PG could have nudity. While there has been a crackdown in nudity in films not rated R, there was a glorious period when you could be watching a PG movie when all of sudden there were some boobs. So in this wave of nostalgia for a simpler, boob-filled time, let's countdown to the Top Ten Hottest Nude Scenes From PG Movies.
From what I can gather, there are two things that Sara Jean Underwood loves more than anything else: the great outdoors and being nude. This latest Instagram post is just the latest in a long time of super sexy camping pics. So, it got me wondering: Why doesn't Sara Jean Underwood open up some kind of campsite for people to come and enjoy the outdoors completely nude?
If you are like me (and most other people on the planet) there are a few periods in your life that you wish no one had photographic evidence of. Whether it's a haircut, a fashion trend, or just a part of your life you didn't have everything together, you just don't want to look at it. This is a problem that Ariel Winter knows nothing about it. It doesn't matter if it's today or this past summer, Ariel Winter is and was hot, no matter the time.
When you have the body of Kate Hudson - and let's all admit that only Kate Hudson has a Kate Hudson body - it's not surprising that you would spend most of your time in bikinis or tight yoga gear. But man cannot live on bread alone, so every so often, Kate Hudson needs to put away that two-piece and put on a pair of shorts and a blazer, and you know what? Kate Hudson looks pretty damn good in regular clothes.
A hot spring is created when a small body of water is warmed by the Earth's crust. While there are many hot springs all over the globe that are safe enough for you to take a dip in, there are some that are so hot they can not only burn you, but they can also kill you. I assume that if you got in a body of water that contained a completely nude Emily Ratajkowski that the water would be so hot you'd die instantly. But what a way to go, am I right?
You'll have to forgive the terrible pun about Sydney Graham and our collective mouths being dry - yes, I attempted to make a funny about crackers and someone with the last name Graham, and it probably won't land. But the thing is, a topless Sydney Graham is just so incredibly hot it's hard to find words that will properly describe what you are seeing. Hey, at least I didn't say Sydney Graham will you wanting s'more.
They often say if you want to make a work of art, be it a painting or a television, you have to something that's going to ring true to the audience. There has to be something that is going to make them remember what they have witnessed. The BBC show Clique (2017) continues to do a great job at getting everyone to remember each episode with the help of a topless Synnove Karlsen.
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