“It’s time once again for the biggest hooters on earth getting titty fucked and glazed with gallons of hot sticky cum … It’s a jumbo jugs jamboree you’re going to love!” Such was the oiled and frank presentation of Shyla Stylez and Savanah on the cover of “Juggernauts 8″ that

It seems like every time I am instrumental in bringing someone to the public’s attention, she goes off and gets new breasts: Betty Ford, Connie Sellecca, and now Jenny Hendrix. No, Jenny isn’t dead; she’s just getting her boobs done next week. Here is a picture from 2005. Join us

Moxxie Maddron is not a drama queen and she doesn’t do things just to be outrageous. She is not like Holly Golightly or even “That Girl”, delightfully upending the lives of people around her. Instead, it seems that everywhere she goes, sex happens. This is the plot of “The Instigator”.

The juicy Maria Bellucci recently shot a scene for a movie called “Hellfire Sex 11″ at downtown L.A.’s Fallout Shelter (proprietrix: Kylie Ireland, who knows her way around tearable garments in extreme situations). On hand was Idea Woman Melissa Lauren, who conceived the “Hellfire” series as “bitches punishing whores”. Bitches

Sex toys manufactured as movie tie-ins is a concept we’re prepared to say Adam & Eve invented for this year’s “Eden” movie and series of products, though we can’t find documentation linking one to the other. Adam & Eve released “Eden”, a movie set on a tropical island, and “Eden

You cannot argue with us that this is at least the best porn title of the past several days, perhaps even a fortnight. While many of these women are not actually mothers, they certainly look exactly like your moms, what with their latex and being named Puma Swede, so you

There’s a whole lot of mouthing going in this movie featuring the fellatio talents of Amber Rayne and Sasha Grey, but what is the artist really trying to tell us? It is your job to let us know in this sorta-weekly showcase of your porn-naming skills. Cat got your tongue?

The oil never runs out in Porn Valley: here, Joanna Angel remembers the past and ponders the future. While eight candles has nothing to do with “My Seven Bizzos”, we are reminded this week that all spirituality is an inherently personal celebration. Or something. See more snaps of the pornstars

Vivid Girl Monique Alexander and Samantha Ryan respond to director B. Skow who, an instant before, directed Ryan to demand of Alexander: “Suck my vagina fingers.” “You really want me to say that?” Ryan asked. “Yes! ‘Suck my vagina fingers!’ Say it!” Skow said. “OK,” Ryan said, and proceeded to

That it has been oft-remarked that she sounds like she would be as comfortable yelling “Kill moose and squirrel!” as she would “I will turn your ass inside out”, the prodigal pornstress Nikita Denise has returned to performing, and the adult industry is atwitter with the news that the fierce,

If Mr. Holland were here (we need you, Mr. Holland – more than ever) he would not say “Play the sky”, but “Fuck the Sunset”. That’s right: Sunset Thomas is hanging up her vagina after a storied porn career with one final onscreen fling, and a Fleshbot reader could be

I’d like to think that one of the most rewarding things about being a male porn actor – aside from showing up to a job that involves the sexing – is chewing copious amounts of scenery. Nick Manning plays martial arts instructor with a past Mr. Thermopyles in Wicked’s “Reform

Because her town’s sanitation department does not allow heavy item pickup, Mary Carey is ebaying the 36D implants recently tweezed from her chestal cavity and donating 90 percent of the proceeds to breast cancer research. All right, Mary, but why? “… Because my grandmother had breast cancer,” Carey told noted

If you thought, “I don’t care if the compilation ‘Freaky Fuckin’ Dykes 2′” is good or not, I just feel compelled to see someone named Scarlet O’Whora” … well, you’re invited to the next Fleshbot Commenters Cocktail Hour, because we felt the exact same way. Alas, O’Whora is no more-a.

We don’t watch porn all the time. Sometimes we watch movies that make us think, “She should be in porn.” Such was the case with “The Boys & Girls Guide To Getting Down”, sort of a travelogue about several blocks in Los Angeles and the substance-fueled meowry that dwell therein

Like you, when we heard the name of this product we thought, “Is this the long-awaited sequel to ‘The Thorn Birds’?” We are happy to report that this is true. Using the Climax Rabbits is like having a Little Pink Richard Chamberlain For Your Vagina™. Not familiar with sex toy

With all the tentacular ins and outs of this Blackzilla vehicle, I’m surprised we didn’t find this one in the hentai aisle. Regardless, your job in our more-or-less weekly celebration of standing on the shoulders of giants and re-titling their porn films is to name this movie the way Ken

Pornographer/Beat Poet Joe Gallant sent along a rough cut of his Penthouse Digital movie “Candy 69″ for our edification. Taking on free love and free verse in a Summer of ’69 that bears little resemblance to Bryan Adams’ version, “Candy” makes anachronism look good. See some snaps after the gap.

It has been lamented that there are no porn superstars anymore, and that is borne out by the results of a recent study that proves that the adult industry is actually 97 percent fueled by new talent, just like Elizabeth Bathory. Capitalizing on that trend, Vivid has just launched the

“Not ’til we’re married,” says Beth (Holly Morgan) to Jared (James Deen) as she masturbates in front of him. This sort of teasing is as bad as waterboarding, and this is the sort of torture that shouldn’t be depicted in porn movies. “Why don’t you play with my tits while