Laugh (or gag) if you want to, but we still think there’s nothing sexier than self-confidence – and just when we were getting really, really sick of a particular song, this video comes along and makes us fall in love with it all over again. Diva Milkshake (.wmv video @

TMFTML poses the question: “If you’re with someone and they die, do you still jerk off about them?” We submit the following by way of contributing to the discussion. “Also, We Really Need To Make Some New Friends” (TMFTML – thanks Xeni) Drop Dead Gorgeous (model galleries @ NecroBabes.org) Vicki’s

In a perfect world, our lives would look like Patrick Boyer’s illustrations: slick, sexy, and accompanied by a kickass soundtrack. We can dream, can’t we? Patrick Boyer Illustrations (Flash w/sound, via Ooshka)

“Sexy Rückenpanorama: Auch von hinten ist Fräulein Jackson ein echtes Prall-Prachtexemplar!” (Translation: “We know you’re sick of seeing her right breast, but with her new album coming out and all we’re still going to try to get as many hits out of this story as we can!”) “Is This Janet?”

Hair, makeup, fashion, and cantilevered bra styles may come and go, but the fine art of girl watching is timeless – as evidenced by these two handy Girl Watcher handbooks from 1959, “dedicated to all Serious Scholars and Connoisseurs of Beautiful Women.” The Girl Watchers (vintagegirlwatchers.com) Previously: Vintage Girlie Mags

Joe Phillips is a jack-of-all-trades – painter, photographer, graphic artist, cartoonist, magazine contributor, and video producer – whose sexy work has become part of the contemporary gay media landscape: “If there is anything I would want people to get from my work is the fun of being alive, the fun

If you haven’t had a chance to see all 78 videos that are up for GayVN Awards this year, you can start to catch up with the free preview clips of 14 nominated films at Naked Sword. You already know what our money’s on; we’ll let you know next Thursday

How do porn stars get their names? Documentary filmmaker Nathan Garfinkle interviews over 75 adult industry personalities (mostly on the floor of the AVN Expo) to get the scoop on this oft-overlooked aspect of the business. We found Inari Vachs‘ insight particularly illuminating: “I could’ve chosen Cammy Cumsicle or Kerry

We think we finally understand why Teresa Heinz Kerry walks around with that dazed look on her face all the time. “JOHN KERRY IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE” (goodforthejews.com) Update The above link has gone, er, limp, but fortunately our trouser-snake trailing sibling Wonkette saved us a copy … which

We’re wondering if that’s actually dowager supermodel Elle Macpherson herself in the banned ad for her lingerie line we read about earlier today – it’s hard to tell given the artsy lighting and camera angle in the ad, and so far our attempts to corraborate physical details via this nude

Things sure are steamy at the Supreme Court this week as justices hear oral arguments (heh) in a discussion of Internet pornography and the 1998 Child Online Protection Act: Solicitor General Theodore B. Olson admitted to finding over 6,230,000 websites offering “free porn” (that’s it?); Susie Bright was cited by

We’ll be tuning in to KSEX Radio tonight to get the inside poop on backdoor love from pornstar Selena Silver: “‘I get more questions from guys about anal sex – what it feels like, how to get their girl to do it, what ATM tastes like – than anything else,’

Backdoor demon sex! Hardcore bestiality orgies! Hot gang bang action! The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive features vidcaps of moments in video games which might be considered pornographic if you look really, really hard and are really, really desperate: a site for the dirty-minded seventh grader in all of us.

If some of these photos look familiar, it may be because we posted a link to this photoset of Julie Ann back in our pre-launch days, although we never took the trouble to backsurf the URL and find the rest of these photosets featuring dozens of her superheroine pals. Aren’t

Angel H.’s photographs document the pit babes and grid girls of the Latin American auto racing world. Start your engines. “Curvas” by Angel H. (angelh.com.ar – thanks Dan) Previously: Fast & Furious; Car Stuck Girls

Chi Chi LaRue’s “Live and Raw” website makes the transition from cyberspace to coffee table next month with the publication of an 80-page hardcover book featuring the uberdirectrix’s stable of porn pups. We’ve been waiting to get Johnny Hazzard in our living room for some time now. “Live and Raw”

If you’ve picked up any gay porn magazine or surfed the Internet for homo smut over the last several years you’re certain to have seen the work of Mick Hicks, who we’ve heard described as “the Herb Ritts of male erotica”. (We always thought that Herb Ritts was the Herb

Meeting British beauty and former Penthouse Pet Hannah Harper on the floor of the AVN Expo was one of the highlights of our trip to Las Vegas in January. You can get to know this Sin City starlet a little better too via these two extensive photosets. Hannah on White

After exhaustive scientific testing here in the Fleshbot Labs, we are forced to conclude that there is no correlation between facial structure and buttock shape, size, or heft. Test your facio-gluteal matching skills in this Flash game and see if you come up with the same results. Buttface (Flash @

We like Siege’s D.I.Y. attitude when it comes to making porn: when he “got pissed” about having to pay for looking at smut online, he decided to get together with a friend and make his own – and the result are these self-portraits in this new gallery at Nerve. (You’ll