We're not artists, but we cavort with those types from time to time and they are cray-cray. Is this true around the world? We lack the funds and connections to ...
Have you ever lost your keys in a friend’s car? You dig in between the seat cushions finding all kinds of gems: coins, dollar bills, old receipts, hard candy – everything but your keys, right? Well, that’s how I felt while looking around on different webcam sites, endlessly clicking finding different girls, but none of them my type.
We’re not artists, but we cavort with those types from time to time and they are cray-cray. Is this true around the world? We lack the funds and connections to find out, but we have a Netflix account and know of a couple of hot films that can help us with our research!
Kate Moss’s hairstylist let it slip that the legendary supermodel will be posing nude for Playboy for her fortieth birthday. Unfortunately, that won’t be until January, but Kate knows how to keep us interested until then. All it takes is an upskirt photo here, a topless yacht shot there, and January will be here before you know it!
We revel in sumptuous booty; y’all know that. Like, when we’re in the presence of some seriously fantastic ass, trumpets start playing, flags unfurl, and we feel like we’re in the middle of a regular ticker-tape parade. Prince Yahshua knows what we’re talking about. And he makes his reveling take banging form. Hey, that’s one of our favorite kinds of forms!
Or should we say “en vogue”? Anyway, they’re not always in the magazine, especially not the American version, but Karlie’s tits have a permanent place in our hearts, therefore every magazine features them. You can’t imagine how beautiful the world is when you transpose breasts onto everything you see.
Tent sex isn’t a uniquely American event, but like apple pie, we’ve swooped it from other countries and made it our own, largely thanks to Lewis and Clark. So when we see a movie about Paul Bunyan terrorizing hot first-time offenders in a wilderness boot camp, we have to ask: is Bunyan really American?
At SocialSex, we don’t really consider ourselves people that work for a dating site. We consider ourselves people who are here to help you get laid. There’s nothing like knowing that you are on a site that cares about your success as a member and that’s what Social Sex does. After all, most of our staff don’t just work here – they are also members! Who doesn’t love being able to hook up with as many hot chicks as they want in as little time as possible?
This week, we’re hosting a special Fleshbot Friday at Headquarters and all of the proceeds go to the Red Cross for disaster relief in Oklahoma! It’s gonna be bananas: we’ve got a badass MC, tons of prizes, a date auction with obscenely gorgeous gals, and, of course, a bunch of burlesque performers doing what they do best. Let’s take a look at one of our favorite ladies from the NY burlesque scene: Stormy Leather!
‘Tis the season for vacationing, and that brings along with it the season for hotel room sex! That’s gotta be one of our favorite parts of gettin’ outta town. Because, yes, our bedroom has all the accoutrements that make it our comfy-cozy (and often rough-and-rowdy) sex den, but the excitement of being somewhere unfamiliar, in a big, sumptuous bed just rouses our instinct to bang ever more.
That Aiden Starr sure knows what she wants — and then she gets it. She may be bossing around that pretty little Coral Aorta here, but it doesn’t look like she minds too much. And besides, Aiden’s got such cutie li’l tootsies we think even getting kicked in the face by her would be sorta pleasant. Maybe while she’s doing that, Coral could lick on our toes? It’s kind of like a circle jerk but way better.
It should be noted that, like the worst-offending MILF movies, not once does North Carolina’s Madison Chandler identify herself as a college student in “Confessions of A Co-Ed.”
It’s a package deal, like fries and a coke! We saw Ellis last summer (with Sabine Jemeljanova) and now we get her again! Sunburn, sweat, subway failure, and a smoking hot chick all tatted up with her clothes off: that’s what we expect on an annual basis.
[Epilepsy warning: strobes lie ahead!]Just when we were feeling excited about the start of some great American shows, we look at what Europe’s doing and we get jealous. “About: Kate” is a French-German show presented as a stream of consciousness from a woman in a mental hospital; thoughts, memories, TV snippets, and electronic interfaces form a patchwork to show the character and her therapy process. Apparently, wild naked dancing to groovy jams is part of the treatment!
We so admire a dainty derrière enclosed within a sheer netting of lace and loveliness. It offers up the mystique of a veil, while providing enough of a view that we’re not left longing for more. Plus, they look really cool with cum all over them. What? They do.
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We’re reminded of the story in “The Decameron” about putting the Devil back in Hell. You see, a priest convinces a young woman that his dick is the Devil, her pussy is Hell, and… you can figure out the rest. If we follow that line of reasoning, Manuel Ferrara isn’t banishing the Devil to his hopeless domain, but merely upgrading him to the nice condo next door.
Nuts is calling their set of Helen Flanagan photos her “rudest” of all time. We’re not sure if we agree with that! Sure, we haven’t seen the full spread, but we have seen quite a few shots of Helen in our time, and the girl is no stranger to a spot of rudeness. Nonetheless, the presence of a big star (with big boobs) in a lad’s mag is definitely a good thing.