Is it a good idea to invite a babysitter into your home when you and your spouse are feuding? Maybe the babysitter will give you and your honey some time ...
We suggest sauntering right into the arms (or wherever…) of a babe.
There used to be a time where Chatroulette was fun. It was 18+ and you could watch a bunch of horny people from around the world put on sexy shows for the world to see. Then it all changed when Chatroulette nudity was banned.
Finally, there is a version of Chatroulette where adults can be adults, voyeurs can be voyeurs and exhibitionists can be exhibitionists. With Slutroulette, naked girls are free to roam, chat, strip and masturbate with whomever they wish without the risk of getting banned.
We kind of like that the fellow part of this slam lets himself back outta the picture. Because as much as we love a dude, and especially a banging one, it’s obviously the chick part that we fancy most. Watching this babe writhe and quiver at the pound of a mystery wang sort of makes us feel like we’re in the driver’s seat. We’re rollin’ down the windows and letting out a whoop.
We were the “new kid” at school once, and all we wanted was to encounter some friendly folks and have some pleasant conversation to make us feel at home. But getting our face smashed into some of the other students’ crotches might have been just as nice. What a welcome! Yeah, we think this trumps a thoughtful greeting card or even freshly baked cookies as far as congeniality goes. A welcome wagon full of naked vaginas — that’s more our style. We feel so comfortable now.
Just moments into shooting an undressing Mia Malkova on the crisp sheets of a hotel bedroom, Manuel Ferrara’s pants were falling off. See? He’s just like us.
The title of Zoo’s seasonal special is “Boobs Out for the Summer!” and how you feel about it largely depends on your delivery. If you say “boobs-out for the summer” then you’re saying it’s time to take them titties out. If you say it like Alice Cooper, then you’re wondering what this booby institution is and why we’re so excited it’s finished for a few months.
“Dates” is a new TV show from the creators of “Skins” (a classic!) about the trials and triumphs of 21st century dating. You’re probably wondering why you’d want to watch a show about the very trials you’re going through right now, and we answer thusly: because you get to watch Gemma Chan and Katie McGrath smooch it out naked in bed.
Sometimes you feel like making sweet, gentle love in the morning sunshine. Other times you feel like zipping on the leather facemask and mouth-gaping gag, flicking off the lights, and getting facefucked by force. Ya know, potato, po-tah-to.
Richie Deville is famous for finding the finest MILFs in the Miama area for hot new porn films. What’s his MILF Porn secret? It’s actually pretty simple.
Is it a good idea to invite a babysitter into your home when you and your spouse are feuding? Maybe the babysitter will give you and your honey some time to focus on strengthening the relationship, but you’re more likely to have some awkward fights in front of the guest or, worse, sleep with her. This is a cautionary tale.
“If he goes to RedTube or something there’s always an ad of my Fleshlight that he inevitably runs into. He’s like ‘Ahhhhhh! My eyes!’” At least her custom texture has a cool name! It’s the Destroya. Does that make it better? No?
Helen Flanagan is a hard-working gal. She did a campaign for PETA, she was just in Nuts, and Lord knows what she’s doing tomorrow. If that lady needs a moment to get herself in gear–even if she’s in the middle of a big fancy bikini shoot in Ibiza–we will give
Have you ever lost your keys in a friend’s car? You dig in between the seat cushions finding all kinds of gems: coins, dollar bills, old receipts, hard candy – everything but your keys, right? Well, that’s how I felt while looking around on different webcam sites, endlessly clicking finding different girls, but none of them my type.
We’re not artists, but we cavort with those types from time to time and they are cray-cray. Is this true around the world? We lack the funds and connections to find out, but we have a Netflix account and know of a couple of hot films that can help us with our research!
Kate Moss’s hairstylist let it slip that the legendary supermodel will be posing nude for Playboy for her fortieth birthday. Unfortunately, that won’t be until January, but Kate knows how to keep us interested until then. All it takes is an upskirt photo here, a topless yacht shot there, and January will be here before you know it!
We revel in sumptuous booty; y’all know that. Like, when we’re in the presence of some seriously fantastic ass, trumpets start playing, flags unfurl, and we feel like we’re in the middle of a regular ticker-tape parade. Prince Yahshua knows what we’re talking about. And he makes his reveling take banging form. Hey, that’s one of our favorite kinds of forms!
Or should we say “en vogue”? Anyway, they’re not always in the magazine, especially not the American version, but Karlie’s tits have a permanent place in our hearts, therefore every magazine features them. You can’t imagine how beautiful the world is when you transpose breasts onto everything you see.