Tent sex isn't a uniquely American event, but like apple pie, we've swooped it from other countries and made it our own, largely thanks to Lewis and Clark. So when ...
Tent sex isn’t a uniquely American event, but like apple pie, we’ve swooped it from other countries and made it our own, largely thanks to Lewis and Clark. So when we see a movie about Paul Bunyan terrorizing hot first-time offenders in a wilderness boot camp, we have to ask: is Bunyan really American?
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This week, we’re hosting a special Fleshbot Friday at Headquarters and all of the proceeds go to the Red Cross for disaster relief in Oklahoma! It’s gonna be bananas: we’ve got a badass MC, tons of prizes, a date auction with obscenely gorgeous gals, and, of course, a bunch of burlesque performers doing what they do best. Let’s take a look at one of our favorite ladies from the NY burlesque scene: Stormy Leather!
‘Tis the season for vacationing, and that brings along with it the season for hotel room sex! That’s gotta be one of our favorite parts of gettin’ outta town. Because, yes, our bedroom has all the accoutrements that make it our comfy-cozy (and often rough-and-rowdy) sex den, but the excitement of being somewhere unfamiliar, in a big, sumptuous bed just rouses our instinct to bang ever more.
That Aiden Starr sure knows what she wants — and then she gets it. She may be bossing around that pretty little Coral Aorta here, but it doesn’t look like she minds too much. And besides, Aiden’s got such cutie li’l tootsies we think even getting kicked in the face by her would be sorta pleasant. Maybe while she’s doing that, Coral could lick on our toes? It’s kind of like a circle jerk but way better.
It should be noted that, like the worst-offending MILF movies, not once does North Carolina’s Madison Chandler identify herself as a college student in “Confessions of A Co-Ed.”
It’s a package deal, like fries and a coke! We saw Ellis last summer (with Sabine Jemeljanova) and now we get her again! Sunburn, sweat, subway failure, and a smoking hot chick all tatted up with her clothes off: that’s what we expect on an annual basis.
[Epilepsy warning: strobes lie ahead!]Just when we were feeling excited about the start of some great American shows, we look at what Europe’s doing and we get jealous. “About: Kate” is a French-German show presented as a stream of consciousness from a woman in a mental hospital; thoughts, memories, TV snippets, and electronic interfaces form a patchwork to show the character and her therapy process. Apparently, wild naked dancing to groovy jams is part of the treatment!
We so admire a dainty derrière enclosed within a sheer netting of lace and loveliness. It offers up the mystique of a veil, while providing enough of a view that we’re not left longing for more. Plus, they look really cool with cum all over them. What? They do.
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We’re reminded of the story in “The Decameron” about putting the Devil back in Hell. You see, a priest convinces a young woman that his dick is the Devil, her pussy is Hell, and… you can figure out the rest. If we follow that line of reasoning, Manuel Ferrara isn’t banishing the Devil to his hopeless domain, but merely upgrading him to the nice condo next door.
Nuts is calling their set of Helen Flanagan photos her “rudest” of all time. We’re not sure if we agree with that! Sure, we haven’t seen the full spread, but we have seen quite a few shots of Helen in our time, and the girl is no stranger to a spot of rudeness. Nonetheless, the presence of a big star (with big boobs) in a lad’s mag is definitely a good thing.
Oh, man. Summer is nearly (officially) upon us, and we’re ready for everything that entails: tanlines, tasty grillin’s, sunhats, sultry nights, and days frolicking poolside — preferably naked. Because you never know what could happen after taking the plunge into that invigorating, cool water. You might need warming up! And boning is obviously the best way to accomplish that.
After the video was done, I kissed you along your breasts and belly and legs and licked your pussy gently, flicking my tongue around and along your clit. I gripped your ass with my hands and massaged your sides and your thighs as I licked. I groped at your tits and sucked at your clit.
In our summer TV guide, we predicted that “The White Queen” would have some sexy situations going on–after all, it is on Starz–and though the first episode didn’t deliver much nudity, it does give us hope that the continuing competition for the English throne will be filled with erotic manipulation.
A few days ago, we saw the areolae of Eddie Murphy’s daughters, and now we’re seeing the pokies of Eddie Murphy’s Australian model girlfriend, Paige Butcher. Obviously, we’re all wondering the same thing: when will Eddie take his titties out? Join the family fun, Eddie.
At least not as far as the boundaries of our imagination goes. And we can be pretty darn creative when it comes down to it. But all the magical fairytale monsters and fantastical, multi-limbed creatures we could conjure up would still be second-best compared to hot and sapphic young lovers. Unless we could somehow make those multi-limbed creatures useful for girl-on-girl erotic adventures?
We feel blessed that Lucy would invite us (through Eddie Chacon’s lens) into her home while she goes about her business. We’re not entirely sure what her business is–we know she’s into painting and staring off into space–but we’ll gladly invest money and attention in it. Let us be your patrons, dear Lucy, even though we are poor.