A Field Guide to Patricia Velasquez

Guajira, Venezuela native Patricia Velasquez is one of the hottest women who has ever graced the silver screen, or the boob tube for that matter. This leggy and lovely brunette beauty is back in theaters this weekend in the latest Conjuring spin-off The Curse of La Llorona, so what better time to look back on all of her sexiest, hottest, and nudest moments on screen!

Patricia's first screen credit came when she was the tender age of 21 and appeared in the 1992 music video for Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Breaking the Girl." Though the band is obviously much more focused on themselves, seeing Patricia looking essentially the same as she does now is further proof that she is one of the all-time beauties...

Patricia acted sporadically over the next several years, but her big breakout came when she played love interest to the titular bad guy in 1999's The Mummy. In the film's opening minutes, we see Patricia walk across a palace floor, sporting some gold pasties and a mesh outfit that leaves very little to the imagination, especially for a big budget summer blockbuster...

Honestly, tell me you wouldn't trade your soul for a night with Patricia! She reprised her role for 2001's The Mummy Returns, but we didn't get as clear and as close a shot of her as we did the first time around...

Patricia next turned up on Arrested Development as telenovela star Marta Estrella, though she took over the role from fellow South of the Border mamacita Leonor Varela. She came to be known amongst fans as Marta 2.0, but with far more screen time than her predecessor, she's much more closely associated with the role...

Also in 2004, Patricia finally made her nude debut, though it's as fleeting as nude scenes get, in the Christian Slater vehicle Mindhunters—not to be confused with the similarly titled Netflix series about serial killers. While getting hot and heavy with the Slate in the shower, we get a quick look at Patricia's right breast...

Not exactly the nude debut that we had hoped for, but thankfully Patricia jumped over to the boob tube that same year to give us two even better nude scenes.  On the fourth episode of the hit FX series Rescue Me, Patricia guest starred as the coke addicted kinky girlfriend of one of the firefighters, giving us a great look at her incredible ass as she exits the bathroom after doing a bump...

We get another look at her ass as she rides her man, whom she has tied up to the bed, moments later...

While it may have seemed like Patricia's nudity might be on permanent hiatus, she finally returned to the nudity game with her best nude scenes ever in the 2014 lesbian drama Liz in September! 45 minutes in, we get our first look at Patricia's breasts in full as she holds her breath under water in the tub before sitting up...

17 minutes later, she wakes up topless in bed next to co-star Eloisa Maturen, giving us another quick look at her breasts before she pulls up the covers...

A few minutes after that, it's another look at Patricia's submerged breasts, this time in a static shot that really lets us drink in her beauty...

There's no denying Patricia's beauty, her body, and her breasts are all enviable, and she's made us all better by sharing the goods and not keeping them locked away for the rest of time! Here's to twenty more years of Patricia maintaining her dominance as one of the sexiest señoritas around!

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