March 13, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by
Ever since humorous magazine National Lampoon got into the movie business with 1978's smash hit comedy Animal House, the brand became synonymous with raucous comedies filled with all the boobs your juvenile mind could handle. Over the years, the brand has been tarnished as there have been some really awful films bearing the National Lampoon's seal of approval, but there's no denying that the nudity is always good in these movies, regardless of the quality of the film around them.
Here are our Top 10 Nude Scenes from National Lampoon Branded Movies...
The gimmick behind this ill-fated 1994 direct-to-video yuk-fest was that it reunited the Coreys (Feldman and Haim) for their fifth adventure. They even brought along first sibling Roger Clinton for this totally forgettable comedy that's self-referential for no good reason—there are MULTIPLE jokes about The Lost Boys in this movie. The only highlight of the film comes courtesy of busty beauty Demetra Hampton, who rolls around in the surf and slips a solid two thirds of her left breast out of her one piece!
With a cast seemingly assembled from random dart throws—Matthew Lillard, Frasier's Jane Leeves, the kid from Real Genius, and Joan Jett—this beach bum comedy keeps the jokes coming, despite only one in ten landing. What does land with a perfect ten, however, is the topless scene from Stacey Ashleigh Cohen, who bares her amazing rack 25 minutes in!
The smartest thing Ian Ziering ever did post-90210—and yes, I'm including Sharknado—was hitching his wagon to Nikki Schieler, the busty blonde beauty who would take his last name and never look back. The same year Nikki Ziering went topless in the third American Pie movie—a year after she divorced Ian, I might add—she also wowed us with her whoppers in this direct-to-video flick!
"Beautiful Coed" Elena Tecuta has only got one screen credit to her name, this one, and she went topless in it, which qualifies her as a One-Tit Wonder. Women who are one and done are tops in our book, and this brunette beauty brought plenty of talent to her role in this sequel. If only more actresses knew to quit when they're ahead!
The last of the "dirty" Vacation movies found the Griswolds visiting their motherlands, and while in Germany, Rusty makes the acquaintance of the nubile Claudia Neidig. The two make out in a secluded area before Claudia stops to unbutton her top and reveal her amazing breasts! Many a night during puberty, this scene was there to keep me comfort.
Speaking of things that kept me busy during puberty, 1982's The Toy is now as misguided as films come, but Teresa Ganzel's Fancy Bates spends most of the film showing off some incredible cleavage. Lucky for us she bared her beauties in the following year's Movie Madness (which was actually filmed in '81 under the name National Lampoon Goes to the Movies, but shelved until '83). And in case you're wondering, yes, that is Animal House's Boon, Peter Reigert, in bed with Teresa!
Playboy's own Andrea Lowell, the co-host of The Mr. Skin Podcast, got topless on film for the very first time in this parody set in the caveman days. It's not great, like most of National Lampoon's direct to video offerings, but it's got Andrea topless in it, which is more than almost any other film can claim!
This 2002 campus comedy was the National Lampoon getting back to its roots, and it featured lots of topless beauties—though not Tara Reid, to the chagrin of many at the time. Thankfully Russian beauty Ivana Božilović came to the rescue with two amazing nude scenes!
Speaking of campus comedies, the grandaddy of them all is 1978's Animal House which lands at the number two spot on our list! Though it's hard to pick just one scene from this legendary flick, the honor has to go to Mary Louise Weller, who gives peeping John Belushi an eyeful when she flaunts her fun bags in front of the window!
And our number one National Lampoon's Nude Scene goes to Beverly D'Angelo whose Ellen Griswold was the original MILF in 1983's Vacation! Just 19 minutes into this comedy classic, Chevy Chase attempts to scare Beverly while she's in the shower, pulling back the curtain and revealing her amazing rack!
All photos courtesy of MrSkin.com