January 16, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by
There's an old saying that "the mirror doesn't lie." I guess it's supposed to mean that you can't look at a mirror and not see something, or something like that. Personally, I think that's a bunch of crap because people look at a mirror and see whatever they want. Sometimes, a mirror does show us the truth, like when Eiza González shows off the cleavage in a mirror. Her cleavage is amazing, that's the truth.
You know, I thought about going with the whole Eiza González's cleavage is the fairest of them all, but there is nothing fair about Eiza González cleavage. It is really unfair and that's totally okay. It's unfair that someone on this planet has cleavage like that of Eiza González. And we are all okay with because Eiza González doesn't mind showing it off. You can't use the word fair to describe Eiza González's cleavage. It's damn amazing and there is no fairy tale about someone asking a magical mirror who has the amazingest cleavage of them all. Though, one would think someone did ask that, they'd see Eiza González's cleavage.
Hopefully, in the very near future, we can see the rest of Eiza González's bikini. Not trying to take anything away from her awesome cleavage, but Eiza González does have one hell of a bikini body. One might say it's the amazingest in all the land.