January 10, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by
For some, there is nothing better than floating in the water. Whether it's a pool, lake, or the ocean, flopping on your back and listening to the water is a great way to relax, unwind, and connect with nature. Yet, when Salma Hayek does it, I'm not relaxed one bit. In fact, I'm so excited I'm pretty much climbing the walls.
I know you can't make a "water angel" like you can with the snow, but I feel like Salma Hayek is doing just that. She's making a water angel because she is, in fact, sent from the heavens above her to earth. That's really the only way to explain the incredible sexiness of Salma Hayek. She's not from here, she's from somewhere magical. And it's not at all surprising that Salma Hayek could take something so relaxing to so many people and turn it into the sexiest damn thing anyone could with a bathing suit on. Honestly, how is anyone supposed to relax in the water now? All anyone is going to be able to think about Salma Hayek and her water angel.
Oh well, floating is off the board now. I guess the only thing left for any of us to do is stand in the water. Then again, Salma Hayek has stood in lots of water, sometimes wearing clothes and sometimes not. Guess we'll just have to get used to looking at water and thinking of Salma Hayek.