January 2, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by
I'm all for spending a beautiful day at the beach with crystal clear waters and sunshine for as far as the eye can see, but it's really nothing when you compare to Salma Hayek's cleavage. I mean, Salma Hayek's is just so damn amazing it's almost unreal. When my time on this earth is over, I don't want to see a bright light. Instead, I hope it's Salma Hayek's cleavage.
Though, I guess the bright light could be the glow from Salma Hayek's cleavage. You can't sit here and tell me you aren't seeing her cleavage shine brighter than a thousand suns. That's impossible. Salma Hayek's has some of the finest cleavage in all of recorded history. And it wouldn't surprise me that Salma Hayek's had some of the best cleavage in unrecorded history. Of course, there is no true way to know this because the history isn't written down, but I feel pretty comfortable making this decision. Decisions involving Salma Hayek's cleavage are always easy to make.
You know, I'm pretty sure that Salma Hayek's cleavage would be pretty spectacular even if she was wearing a regular, run of the mill, off the rack, one-piece bathing suit, but the fact she took the extra effort to find one that would show off more cleavage might make her even sexier.