Is Marisa Papen Setting A Nude World Record?

Marisa Papen Is The Right Nude Person For The Job

I don’t know how one goes about setting a record for something. I assume they—or someone else—calls up Guinness Book of World Records, who then send out a representative, and once everything is confirmed a new record is set. I do believe that Marisa Papen might be setting a record for being nude in the most countries around the world.

That's the only thing I can think of. Well, that or Marisa Papen has a personal goal to be nude all the around the world. Either way I totally support her decision and hope she gets the recognition she rightly and fully deserves. I think it's one hell of a bold goal and I also believe there is no better person to be nude all over the world than Marisa Papen. I look forward to seeing her nude with some penguins in the South Pole. Marisa Papen nude in front of that giant Jesus statue in Brazil is going to awesome. And Marisa Papen completely nude in some cornfield in fly-over country is going to make for hell of a great time. Yes, Marisa Papen nude all over the world is really going to be treat for all of us.

I do hope Marisa Papen has a credit card with airline miles, that way all of her nude adventures can be free. What am I saying? Countries should be paying Marisa Papen to come visit and get nude. That's money well spent if you ask me.

via drunken stepfater