Only in Florida: At Least He’s Honest

Curiosity Can Be Good, But Look For The Camera

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

There's that old saying about "curiosity killing the cat" and while there are times when being curious is a bad thing, when it comes to pleasure curiosity can be good. Trying new things can help keep a relationship fresh, one can discover something that they truly love to do (or have done to them), and it can even help build confidence. But if you are going to be curious in public, it might be best to make sure there aren't cameras around. One Florida resident recently discovered this the hard way, pun intended.

Mr. Nicholas Heinzen found himself in front of a Water Treatment plant one night and decided to explore his desire to rub one out in public. Nicholas explored his desire to play pocket pool outside his pocket, then got back in car and drove away, not giving a second thought to the camera that was in front of him. An employee witnessed the act, called the police, and the police pulled over Mr. Heinzen.

When questioned further, Heinzen said he was "curious" about masturbating in front of the camera at the water treatment plant so he drove there, mooned the camera then masturbated while wearing a hat and napkin around his face, according to the affidavit. Heinzen said he did it because he is "dumb," the report said.

Now one would believe the police would give Mr. Heinzen some credit for being honest, but alas he was arrested for indecent exposure. Hopefully this one incident wouldn't discourage his desire to try things, but will help him look for cameras next time.

via clickorlando.com