June 18, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
The phrase "all hands on deck" is an old sailors term meaning that everyone needs to come and help because something is going on. That doesn't much apply to many of us because we aren't on a boat, nor do many of us have decks. Though I guess we could turn the saying into something a bit more modern, like all hands of deck could be shouted during a photo shoot and be the cue for people wearing gloves to touch a topless Hayley Kiyoko.
Now, I'm in no way, shape, or form telling people to actually touch Hayley Kiyoko. While I'm sure each and every one of us will never be lucky enough to be in the same room as Hayley Kiyoko, let alone a topless Hayley Kiyoko, we must be respectful of her space. No touching. Not even a finger. All I'm trying to get at with this new idea behind an old phrase is that maybe, just maybe all hands on deck could mean that someone is really hot. Let's give it a try; "Hey, did you see Hayley Kiyoko in a see-through top. She's really all hands on deck!" If you ask me it works. And I'm not just saying that because I came up with the idea.
So, to recap: don't touch Hayley Kiyoko. Hayley Kiyoko is a see-through top is awesome. And "all hands on deck" now means someone is really hot.
photos via Paper Magazine