May 16, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
I have no problem admitting I don't know how something works. Computers, no idea. Cars, I just push a pedal and they go and stop. We've landed on the moon and I couldn't tell you anything about how we got there. And how in the world is it possible for Penélope Cruz be this damn hot all the damn time? It simply boggles the mind.
There has to be a team of scientists in some lab somewhere underground working on this problem year round. Well, it's not really a problem, but it something that we just don't have an answer for. We need answers, we are programmed to know why something is the way it is. And as much as I would just like to make some crazy answer as to why Penélope Cruz is so damn hot all the damn time it would just wild and outlandish claims. I would have no science to back it up. All I can really do is state the obvious, Penélope Cruz is so damn all the damn time.
Of course, this isn't really a burning issue. I mean, I think we are all okay with the fact Penélope Cruz has an incredible body and no matter what she is (or isn't) wearing it's incredibly beautiful. Not understanding something can be stressful, but not when it comes to the hotness of Penélope Cruz.
photos via Madame Figaro