April 11, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Even on the greatest day of work you've ever had, no matter how awesome, how wonderful, how spectacular it was, it won't come close to the day this dude got to pour water on Ashley Graham's boobs. Yep, there's some random dude out there who did what each and every single one of us would love to do, for free. Sigh, such is life...
Now, I don't want to take away from the awesomeness that is seeing Ashley Graham in a wet t-shirt because that's one of the most beautiful things any of us will ever witness. And seeing the water flow down her incredible breasts is quite magical. One should really focus as much as they can on Ashley Graham and her wet boobs and try to ignore the world's luckiest man pouring the water. Like, if it helps, maybe give that guy a terrible backstory or something, you know, like pretend he's your enemy and that way you can block him out easier. Seriously, why didn't the person shooting this Instagram video zoom in so all we could see was Ashley Graham, the flowing water, and her boobs. That seems like the smartest and easiest decision anyone could make.
Okay so, forget that guy. That is terrible. Focus on Ashley Graham and her soaking wet t-shirt pressed against her giant boobs. That's all that's there and nothing else... nothing else... Ashley Graham's boobs and nothing else.