April 11, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Look, I try not to ask for too much. Just like you, I want health and happiness for me and those I love, a good night's sleep, and to get through my days with the least amount of hassle as possible. I really don't believe that's asking too much, but there is one thing I want and I'm pretty sure you want it too, Alexis Ren in a bikini at all times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah I know that brings up some logistical issues, I completely understand that, but... Alexis Ren in a bikini so freakin' hot. Like it's so hot I have to sit around the AC going full blast after each and every time I see it. It's as if she was built for one purpose and one purpose alone, to wear bikinis. I understand that this could put a hamper on Alexis Ren going skiing or buy groceries or doing anything in a cooler or cold weather climate, but I guess she could wear a coat. I mean, she'd still have the bikini on underneath and she would take the coat off whenever she was indoors so, we would still get Alexis Ren in a bikini 95% of the time. That sounds pretty great to me.
Probably I'm asking too much, this might be too far beyond the scope of things we can get in this life, but there's a chance, even the smallest chance that Alexis Ren could wear a bikini all the time, we should take it. Whatever we have to do to keep Alexis Ren in a two-piece, we should do and smile about doing it.