March 12, 2018 | Posted in straight by
As the great Rose Royce once sang, "Come summer the work gets kind of hard. This ain't no place to be if you're planning on being a star. Let me tell you it's always cool. And the boss don't mind sometimes if you're acting like a fool," and truer words may never have been spoken. Yes, working at the car wash, working at the car wash, working at the car wash might be hard work, but it's also a pretty sexy place to work. At least it's one sexy place to work in the movies because there ain't no car wash like a bikini car wash.
Having been to many a car wash, I can safely say I've never been greeted by the world's most beautiful women in barely any clothing at all. And believe me, I spent a couple of years trying to find a bikini car wash only to have put a lot of miles on my car and buying way too many pine tree air fresheners. I'm sure there are some out there, there must be. The bikini car wash can't be something of make-believe. Sure, it's one of the reasons we go to the movies, we love being transported to a different world - this is one part of the magic that is rooted in reality.
Still, I'm sure we all have a favorite movie car wash moment and really, this is something that is really lackinfrom most feature films. Surely even a superhero needs a bikini car wash from time to time. So, the next time you raise a glass or however you celebrate, give a toast the bikini car wash. We salute you, car wash!