Only in Florida: Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Nudity

February 28, 2018 | Posted in Editorial Features by jack-blackbush

Talk About Package Delivery

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Being a member of the United States Postal Service has to be a tough and challenging job. Delivering mail in the rain or snow or the not so nice parts of town have to take a toll on one's spirit. And let's not forget the phrase "going postal" has to be demeaning to USPS employees. They have a hard job and we should remember that. As their motto puts it: "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." Though, the motto saying nothing about delivering mail to a nudist. For one Florida mail carrier, taking junk mail and catalogs to a nudist colony is asking a bit too much.

Members of the RV nudist colony (not sure if RV stands for something or they are nudists who are also into RVs) haven't been getting their mail for months because the mail carrier is uncomfortable with all the bouncing boobs and swinging dicks. The nudist aren't very happy about not getting their Crate and Barrel catalogs.

“It offends me that she does not do her job because if she can’t do this job, she shouldn’t be having this job,” said nudist Eileen Hudak.

“The postal creed doesn’t say anything about them not coming into a nudist resort. I pay for a service and I expect that service,” said nudist Leonard Rusin.

The Post Office is standing by their employee, saying in part that she doesn't have to go past the gated entrance if she doesn't feel comfortable doing so. You know, RV nudist colony, I think there is another Florida resident who can help out here. It sounds like what you need here are some dick mailboxes and Danny Duncan help with that.

Not sure how this stalemate will end, but one thing I know for sure is the USPS might want to think about updating their motto to include nudity. Or maybe there needs to be a nudist mail carrier. Though can you still be a nudist if you have to carry a messenger bag?

via CBS Philly

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