February 19, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Look, I can sit here for another twenty minutes staring at Demi Rose in lingerie trying to come up with something clever to say, but there comes a time when one has to be honest with themselves. Demi Rose is sexy. Demi Rose is really sexy. Demi Rose is all kinds of crazy, super, wild, unbelievable sexy. There's just no way around this one, you gotta call it like it is.
I'm sure at some point someone has done the "Demi Rose in full bloom" title or something along those lines and that's great, once. You can only use a line that once. Then you gotta come up with something different. But then Demi Rose tosses on some of the sexiest lingerie you've seen in a long time and you get lost in her sexiness. There isn't going to be anything clever that will come to mind after staring at Demi Rose's cleavage or Demi Rose in a thong. Honestly, I'm surprised I can do much of anything after seeing Demi Rose's sexiness of full display. I have no idea how much time is passing between sentences because I keep stopping to look at Demi Rose in lingerie.
So, I'll try for a nice pun next time around, but for now, we are all just going to look at Demi Rose in lingerie and that's it. No jokes, no laughs, just Demi Rose in lingerie. I'm sure we'll find a way to get by.